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Confessions of a Barkaholic

Da Out of Town Trip

July 30th 2013 11:24 pm
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So, dis last weekend, me and Finley and our mommas went out of town. We drove in da car for miles and miles to da Kerrville place where da momma's grandparents live. My momma made my ride in da back (it were a rented minivan with bucket seats in da second row - dat were where me and Finn sat). I was not happy about dat at first, I wanted to be in her lap, but I got over it and went to sleep in da car anyways. It were fun getting to see dem, I got pets from dem and lots of attentions. Da braindead mommas forgot our foods and stuff, so dey had to stop in Austin to buy more.

Da momma's grandparents got a big backyard and it are so much fun to run in! I zoomed all over da place and got to bark deer and da neighbor dogs. But dere was a new fence dat made it impossible to snick my schnooter in da fence and really tell dose neighbor dogs dat it were my place harder. I still barked pretty good.

And dat Pawpaw guy, he are very cool! He shot a squirrel for us pupses. But it ran up da tree after it bled all over da place, so all I got to do was lick up da blood. It were still yummy though!

Momma wanted me to be on good behavior and not bark during meals, but yeah, dat did not happen. And I got foods from people - why would I ever not bark when barking gets results?? And I barked in da hotel room too, even though I are not sposed to. I never don't bark!

Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2013 at 11:51 pm

I got distracted by the SKWERL blood and stuff. I'll have to read this again in the morning to enjoy the rest of your vacation.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 3:03 am

sounds like you both had a great visit and some kill too
Barked by: ღ Jayden Noelani ღ (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 4:00 am


my mom would have fainted straight away over the lickin
of the ....bleagh.....can barely say it ...BOL

but it sounds like you both had a super fun time.
Barked by: Cathey U

July 31st 2013 at 4:33 am

Skwerl blood!
Wow, just wow.

Livin the life, you are.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 10:18 am

I heard growlmy say EEEUUUWWWWWWW!
The yuck factor always is what makes us pups enjoy a moment, BOL!

Sounds like you had a great time!
Barked by: Wendy G

July 31st 2013 at 10:37 am

Yu r so wite, Fweckles. My Momma jus' sed,"YUCK"; derefore I *kno'* I missed out on sumfing WEAL gud. Any ded skwerl pichurs, wadies???
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 11:42 am

You are one lucky dog!!!! Maybe next time your granddad will shoot a couple of birds for you, and he would become my hero! Having grandhumans must be super nice!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 11:53 am

Wow, your Grandpaw shot a squirrel fur you? There's no hunters in our peep family, just me and Duncan (though he's really a slacker when it come to catching things, other than toys, BOL). That must have been wonderfur. Wish I could have been there. Please tell us more.
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 1:02 pm

Why didn't you camp out under the tree to see if the squirrel would fall out? Maybe Gpa could go look for the squirrel and overnight express it to you if he finds it. It should be nicely aged by the time you get it.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2013 at 9:10 am

OMD! I've nevfur tasted squirrel blood! I've nevfur even seen a squirrel!! I'm beginning to wonder if I'm really a dog! MOM!!!!
Barked by: Wesley (Dogster Member)

August 1st 2013 at 2:40 pm

Who ended up eating the squirrel? Sounds like a fun trip!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2013 at 3:59 am

Dat darn squirrel never did fall outta dat tree... PawPaw said an owl or hawk would probably pluck him outta da tree later...

We kept waitin' fur him to fall down, but I thinks he just got up in the crook of da tree and refused to cooperate!

Durn squirrel.


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