Confessions of a Barkaholic

Da Sick Momma

February 21st 2013 11:10 pm
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Having a sick momma are no fun. It means you get told to shut up more because your momma has a headache. And you don't get your walk even though it are a gorgeous day and da temperature are in da sixties. And worstest of all, your momma wants to cuddle with you.

I tried to explain to her dat I do a better job being a guard dog at da foot of da bed, but momma were insistent. "I'm sick, why won't you let me hug you Whitley?" Oh momma, dis are too embarrassing. Den your momma tries to hug your BFF. And dat works for a while. But den your BFF leaves and your momma wants snuggles again. So she tries da cat, but da cat runs for it. Den she goes for you again and you gotsta squirm free to get to da foot of da bed. Den your momma hugs a stuffed animal westie and starts talking about getting a dog dat likes her. OMD momma! I hope you get better soon so all dis crazy talk can end!

 
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

February 21st 2013 at 11:38 pm

Whitley Mom...better soon kisses, hugs and smooches.

Whitley I see all that pink stuff you are wearing and how much you love baths...how can you pass up on a good hug and snuggle from your Mom?
Barked by: Cathey U

February 22nd 2013 at 4:31 am

Ugh, sure hope your Momma gets better fast. You can help her feel better - from afar off.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 6:09 am

I am not a snuggler either! The humans are so needy! What's up with that?!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 6:28 am

sure hope that your Momma feels better real soon.
Barked by: Katie L

February 22nd 2013 at 6:48 am

I am disappointed that you are not willing to provide Compression Therapy, but I do think that you can still provide Naturally Humidified Healing Vapors, even from a distance. In fact, to provide maximum vaporage, I suggest that while your Mom is out of commission, that you raid the cat boxes, eat poopsicles from the backyard, and of course counter cruise. Eat your Mom's kleenexes, too. That should allow a sufficient amount of healing vaporage to build up in your system that your mouth and your bottom should leak vast amounts of soothing, healing vapors.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 7:33 am

Sending woofs...soft, quiet ones, to your Momma to get well, soon!
Hugs!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 9:40 am

I'm the cuddle pup here. Do you want me to come fur a visit so you can stay at the foot of the bed?
Barked by: Wendy G

February 22nd 2013 at 9:54 am

Oh, deer :( Sick Mommas r nod fun at all. I fink yu shood take Pennie's adbice an' werk on yur healin' bapours, den wet'em wip :D
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 10:52 am

I hope your Mommy feels better soon!!! Lucky for me, Angel Zoom Smokey loves to cuddle so I am generally left alone unless I'm in the mood to cuddle. However, since your Mommy has a stuffed Westie, the answer to your problem is simple....name the stuffed one and make it your stunt dog. Phantom Fast Snowman is the life size husky around here who has to do anything that Angel Zoom Smokey and myself find annoying. You've already taught your mom to cuddle the stunt dog--now just name the dog!
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 12:13 pm

If you don't mind a few stink bombs I'd be more than happy to come snuggle with you but I have to be back home by tonight so I can snuggle with MY momma - okay???

Puffy

PS - canI bring a "few" stuffies?
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 2:06 pm

Our humans are so needy. I know you are doing a great job, Whitley! I think Pennie gave you some awesome advise!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 5:56 pm

Hamish and Puff, y'all can come on over and snuggle my momma. And Puff, bring all da stuffies you want, just don't count on going back to New Mexico with dem all.

Da stuffed westies already got names - one are Willie da Wee Westie and one are Terry da Terrier. But dey do not seem to be enough for my momma, on accounts of dem not being warm.

I are pretty good at da vapor treatment Pennie. I were not nicknamed Baby Saddam for something, it were for my gas bombs. BOL BOL!

Luckily, my momma are feeling better today. Good enough to get her hair all blonde again anyways, so maybe dat will keep her up and moving and not demanding da cuddle times.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 7:46 pm

Get Well soon !
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 9:05 pm

OMD Whitley I feel your pain. Mama has had a headache for a week now cause the trees are blossoming. Well she likes to cuddle and I don't like to cuddle. Every time she wants to cuddle with me I run like the wind cause I don't want to be held and pulled close. I am cool with sitting next to her and letting her pet me but, go to hug or wrap me up and I am gone. I was so happy when Missy decided that she would be Mama's cuddle buddy. I know Missy steals my treats and what not but, she earns her keep every time she cuddles with Mama when she isn't feeling well.

I do hope your Mama is feeling better soon.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2013 at 11:27 pm

Yikes!! I likes to cuddle some, but your Momma wuz a cuddlin' fiend yesterday... she got over an hour with me after my bath, isn't that enuff fur da woman???
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 8:53 am

Get well soon Momma.....Whit/Finley those Mom's and Gma's can be cuddle fiends when they just aren't up to snuff!
hang in there pups! hugs,mazy
Barked by: Wesley (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 9:34 am

Sure hope Mom feels better soon!
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 11:49 am

I'm glad I don't had yer mama, SHEESH!! I don't likes to snuggles. I don' efun likes to be ona bed (but mama tries). BOL

 

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