January 30th 2013 10:12 pm
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Whitley, what I need some sound advise on is on the topic of food distribution.
I always have to be the last one to get a SNACK and have to sit patiently. This is supposedly due to my exuberance of the site of a SNACK. I can see Cutter standing on his legs and Misty and Scooter pushing in for the best pieces. I'm the youngest, shouldn't I be the spoiled rotten one?
Sitting patiently?? Are your momma's job professional dog torturer? Sometimes my momma forces me to sit and behave too, she says barking are not too polite when it comes to getting a snack. But I finds if your bark loud enough and long enough, da mommas are willing to put anything in your mouth to get you to "shut the @%*#% up!" Now, about dis youngest being da most spoiled thing, can't say I agrees with dat one since I are almost 10 and a halfs. But sitting patiently, dat are for da birds! Even da cats round here are not patient!
Mademoiselle Whitley le Wise.
My Mom has been coming home later from "work" because she is "busy" and that just stresses me out. I want attention. She needs to change out of dog hair free clothes. How the heck can I get my white hairs on those clothes if I'm not allowed in that room?
I used to have dat problem too, back when my momma were employeded. What I would do is rub rub rub my white hairs everywhere! Dat way, if your momma puts her worky clothes down on her bed - dere is hair on dem! If your momma puts her worky clothes on da chair - dere is hair on dem! If your momma's pants hit da floor while she are stepping out of dem - dere is hair on dem! Get da idea? It involves lotsa rubbing and rubbing all over da place, put I are sure you can does it!
Sometimes I think Momma's job is professional dog torturer, she makes me watch all the others get SNACKS first. BOL. As you have suggested, I'll just keep up my singin' and barkin' so she tries to shut my barkhole. Great advise!!
We are experts on "seasoning" clothing, visitors, food, you name it with dog hair. BOL. Mom always says she's taking her dogs to work in spirit at least.
I don't know... I kinda like da ideer of da youngest gettin' the treats furstest....bol!
I never knew things like that happened, being an only furchild
I'm appreciating that fact a little more today !
At least you pups are only waiting fur other pups...I have to wait fur the kitties who live here to get their share befur I am allowed my turn...GRRR!
That would be when the yums include meat or cheese or yogurt or the like...somehow those kitty dudes are nevfur there when I am getting raw veggies...BOL!
Dog hairs? I am expert at that, JRT furs stick like daggers into evfurry thing, esp the dark pants & sweaters...
I don't see any reason why your humans can't build some robot treat dispensers so that all of you get your treats at exactly the same time with no waiting. On the subject of fur, we huskies are so talented at shedding fur, that it is impossible for the humans to leave the house without being covered in it. I think it makes them look better. A furless human is a stupid looking human!
DFB ~ Build? My human can barely grasp the "plug and play" concept. Even that she messed up on with the new computer and had to send it to the black void of tech support land.
MJF - we have the long hairs that weave into all kinds of clothing. Makes really good tumbleweeds rolling down the wood floor in the hallway. BOL.
All this silliness aside, I have a serious inquiry for you. I believe you being the Terriertoriale you are would have the best advise. Pillows. I only ask for 1 in the house and that is the one next to Mom's on the bed. I'm extremely vocal about my pawsonal space on MY pillow. How can I convince Mom that all other dogs should be banished from the bed? Barring that, the fact they should all allow me pawsonal space! I hate the touch of a "common" dog.
~Misty~ Queen of all I Survey (beholden to a sleeping human who thinks a little growl is worse than...errmmmm gotta run).
Finley, I don't think you'll be having dat opinion if any of dat puppy talk da mommas been having comes true!
WTW??? Puppy talk? Details ladies, details please.
My momma has dese crazy ideas of getting me another lil sibling. Like having to share with Finley are not bad enough!