Confessions of a Barkaholic

Advice Yappings

January 23rd 2013 11:27 pm
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First of all, I'd just like to tell all you pups dat got dose freezing below zero temperatures dat it was 70 degrees and sunny here in da Lone Star State. Me and Finn got a walk and da weather are gonna be just as nice tomorrow. So my firstest advice is to come down here where da weather are pawsome and warm and your yard art won't turn to poopsicles before you are even done producing it. BOL BOL! Now, on to my questions . . .

Dear Whit da Wise,
Dere is repairmens in da house and dey is buildin' a new bathroom fur my Momma and Daddy.... I heard dat dey is puttin' in handheld showers in both da tub and da shower and I's afeerd dey is gonna use dose to bathe me even MORE often....

What do I do about dis?
Signed,
Waterlogged in da Big D

Hmmm, did you say more baths?? Well, I'd say, be happy! Baths is pawsome fun and dat giant tub of your momma's is almost big enough to be a swimming pool. All dey need is to get a ball in dat room to play pool ball with and it would be perfect! And if you don't want da baths, just hide and maybe I'll get da extra baths! Dat would be lotsa fun.

Whitley the Wise- The Fur Doc put this stretchy mesh on the trunk of my body today.(After a lumpy thingy was taken off)
OMD! It has to be like a corset of the 1800's! I think, my eyeballs might pop out! How do I get rid of it,without being in trouble?

I've put a feeler out for pals to come and chew it off!
I'll pay with my stash of Christmas treaties....
Unhappy Prairie Ponderosa Princess,Mazy

Now, if it hadn't been so cold up where you are I mighta taken you up dat offer! BOL BOL! If you gotsta wear something like dat again, just let me and Finn know and we will be there to chew you out. We's pawsome chewers. You should see Finn try to chew a towel when it dries me off (she hates towels for some reason, BOL!)

 
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 8:08 am

Hey, dose towels is dangerous!!

(I'll ask Momma about da ball for her pool tub...bol!)
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 9:38 am

BOL, Whitley!

There are so many of those poopsicles and peesicles in my yard right now...growlmy even said its too cold to hunt fur them all...them is buried in snow...and more coming to hide any new ones,OMD!

We were minus10 the other morning, but this am it was sub-tropical at 4 degrees...

I do not have any questions, but pawppy thinks I am naughty when I come to snag any tasty morsel when he is making his dinner in the kitchen...and growlmy is gone to her work...he said I have bad manners? GRRR!
I just sit there and wait furry pawtiently...that is what growlmy taught me to do...so she is the perpetrator of those so called bad manners, right?!
Besides I am a good helper at floor cleaning if need be...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 10:05 am

Dat are not bad manners! I's bark and bark when da humans is eating till dey give me somethings. Sitting and being patient, well dat are almost too good Freckles! I also like cleaning up da floor and I's da prewash on da dishes. BOL!
Barked by: нαℓσ ♡ (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 5:38 pm

I'm in the Lone Star State too Whit! :) It sure is nice - a tad chilly at nite sometimes, but no poopsicles BOL. Grrreat diary entry & good advice. Thanks for sharing cutie pie!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 10:46 pm

Mom cleaned up as much as she could find while it was frozen before the rain settled in. But we are glad it is above freezing. Seattle doesn't handle that temperature well.
Barked by: Mr. Cutter (Pssst on the Right (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 11:26 pm

Mademoiselle Whitley le Wise.

My Mom has been coming home later from "work" because she is "busy" and that just stresses me out. I want attention. She needs to change out of dog hair free clothes. How the heck can I get my white hairs on those clothes if I'm not allowed in that room?

Merci.

Mr. Cutter
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 7:15 am

Well it is snowing here agan...andnow we are warm: 15 degrees...

Concgrats on being a DDP, today!
DDP CONGRATS!
Have a fun day!
Go swimming in your new indoor pool? BOL!
Woofs!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 9:30 am

Dear Whitley,

We have had snow, ice and below freezing temperatures. Now it is warming up a bit (in the low 20"s) and the weather forecast is for rain followed bt more snow. How am I supposed to find a perfect spot to do my "business" at if the earth is all muddy? I don't want to get my pretty feets all dirty.

Coco Rose doing the pee-pee dance
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 9:41 am

WHAT A PAWSOME PICTURE WHITLEY! LOVE IT SWEETIE!

For reference, if I have have anymore of those miserable lumpy things.....I'll send for you and Finley ASAP!Fur Clinic is still tryin' to figure out how I houdinied out of it...hehe

I won't even tell Gma how I did it.....

How do I convince the peeps that my Cave must be restored when my chest is totally healed....all signs of a surgery have disappeared???????? Troubled Ponderosa Prairie Princess

 

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