Confessions of a Barkaholic

Advice Barkings

January 16th 2013 1:30 pm
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Dear Whitley,

I have another one for you! Why do all our hooman peeples go all mushy this time of year? 'specially making' us pupsies wear stoopid hats and other such nonsense? Is it the weather or sumfin?

I do think da cold weather drives da humans crazy. Sees, dey gotsta be inside because it are cold instead of outside playing in da sun and da pool. And den dey start getting bored since it are too cold to walk us pups and dey see us sitting dere, all adorable-like, and start thinking it'll be real funny to have da dog wear a hat or whatevers. Now, I likes wearing hats and all kinds of other stuffs, but I know dat some dogs don't. And humans, if you've got a dog dat just hates wearing stuff, don't make dem wear it! You wouldn't like it if we started dressing you up, now would you??

How do you help the humans deal with our pawsome cuteness when she shake our behinds? I know it is often too much for my humans to handle, and I feel sorry for them! We can't "tone down" our cuteness so what can we do to help the humans survive?

Dis are a big issue for me, as I are a booty shaker extraordinaire. I are always shaking my LWD booty and bumping it into stuff. It are tough for da humans too handle because dere bootys are not nearly as cute as ours. Has you seen dose naked things? Dat's why dey gotta wear da clothes to cover dem up!!! I'd recommend getting your humans to shake dere bootys with you, den you could all shake and be feeling happy. Just make sure dey keep dere pantses on, since dere bootys are not so pawsomely cute like ours!

Make sure to ask your questions so I can haves some more to answer, ok?

 
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 16th 2013 at 3:26 pm

I love to shake my booty too! Those hooman booties can be pretty scary stuff...hehe

what cutie hats or outfits do you have for February???????
are you going to do a fashion show for us??????
Barked by: Pepper (Psst - on the left) (Dogster Member)

January 16th 2013 at 7:07 pm

I'm the champion Booty Shaker at the Papillon Pack household.

Whitley, what I need some sound advise on is on the topic of food distribution.

I always have to be the last one to get a SNACK and have to sit patiently. This is supposedly due to my exuberance of the site of a SNACK. I can see Cutter standing on his legs and Misty and Scooter pushing in for the best pieces. I'm the youngest, shouldn't I be the spoiled rotten one?
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

January 16th 2013 at 7:49 pm

Members that shake your booty song?

Shake, shake, shake,
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty

Oh dears, I am makin' the ma shows her ages!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 16th 2013 at 9:09 pm

Pepper - that's ok - we won't fess up to any other pups our Mom knows exactly what you are talking about. BOL
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 17th 2013 at 3:16 am

love to shake my booty too....shaking shaking!!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 17th 2013 at 3:03 pm

Since everypup was talking bout it . . .

Shake Your Booty!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 7:19 am

Now Momma is going be singing dat song all day!! BOL!! She though KC was really cute when she was a teenager... guess I just showed her age, too!!

 

✨ Whitley ✨


 

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