Confessions of a Barkaholic

First Advice Barkings of 2013

January 9th 2013 9:58 pm
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So first of all, congrats to my kitty brofur Charlie who are Cat of da Day over on Catster. He are real full of hisself today, dat fluffy orange kitty are real funny. Anyways, on to da advices . . .

Why on earth would growlmy get so annoyed when I try to help her by doing some litterbox cleaning work?? Growlmy wonders if this is 'normal'...?

Hmmm, well dis ain't something I's done since I was a lil puppy. You'd have to ask Finley about helping clean out da litterbox, she got caught doing dat one pretty recently. So I guess it are normal, if you judge normal based on what my BFF does. Dat are up for you to decide if dat are a good idea or not! But I think your growlmy may not like it because you'd get some stinky breath from doing dat. You might be hungry and dat are why you are doing it so if your growlmy don't like it, I'd suggest she feed you more. Dat seemed to work for Finn - dat crazy girl ate 3 whole bowls of dog food dat night we caught her doing it. Den she was too full to snack on kit kat bars.

Dear Mz. Wise.

Some would call me a bossy paws. I consider it making sure I know what is going on in my house. I've been told this is annoying, but I just can't seem to help being a busybody.

How do I let everyone know I'm just looking out for the safety of the whole house?

Pepper Power Out.

Everyone calls me bossy too cause I gots to bark at everyone to tell dem what to do. Adn it are annoying and blah blah and shut up blah blah and I are trying to watch TV blah blah or I are trying to talk on da phone and blah blah blah. But come on, dey got a dog. And dogs bark! It are a basic part of who we are. So I think all dat protesting just really means dey like it. If we weren't taking care of dem with barking everyone and everything who would? How we dey know if a car went down da street or da wind was blowing or someone came in da room?? Keep on da barking Pepper girl!

Whitley the Wise
How do I convince Mom to get rid of that dog that just asked you the last question?

Queen of All I Survey (but not chief decision maker).

Hmmm, I'd try barking bout it! BOL BOL!

 
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 6:17 am

Of course you'd try barkin' about it... barkin' about it is your answer to about everythin'........BOL!!

Dear Whit da Wise,
Dere is repairmens in da house and dey is buildin' a new bathroom fur my Momma and Daddy.... I heard dat dey is puttin' in handheld showers in both da tub and da shower and I's afeerd dey is gonna use dose to bathe me even MORE often....

What do I do about dis?
Signed,
Waterlogged in da Big D
Barked by: Pepper (Psst - on the left) (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 6:46 am

You are so reassuring, thank you. I think I will take your advice and just keep up my diligent alertness.

*Pepper mutters to herself about knowing she was right the whole time*
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 10:58 am

great advice...
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 2:29 pm

Always the words o' wisdom!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 5:10 pm

More food?? Um that sounds yummy, way more yummy than those croquettes, BOL!
Growlmy: I am HUNGRY!

And we know all about the barking junk, here, too...WOOFS!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 10:23 pm

Whitley the Wise- The Fur Doc put this stretchy mesh on the trunk of my body today.(After a lumpy thingy was taken off)
OMD! It has to be like a corset of the 1800's! I think, my eyeballs might pop out! How do I get rid of it,without being in trouble?

I've put a feeler out for pals to come and chew it off!
I'll pay with my stash of Christmas treaties....
Unhappy Prairie Ponderosa Princess,Mazy

 

✨ Whitley ✨


 

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