October 24th 2012 9:16 pm
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So it are time for my weekly advices column! Keeps on sending in your questions pups, I gots an opinion on everything and am needing to share it, BOL!

Do you have a cure fur shredding magazines?? I also shred paper $$ when I can get my teeth on those, BOL!

I like your take on barking...I am pretty decent at making my peeps deaf, too...

Hmmm, my cure for shredding mazagines i . . . . I mean, a pup's gotta shred, well, I don't really shred, but some pups gotta do it, so maybe they should just let you shred da junk mail. My momma does not like da junk mails we get, she are always going "it's just junk mail." So maybe you could spend your times shredding dat up. Also, you could shred up bills and stuff that mommas want shredded. Den they can save money on a shredding machine! Money that could be used to buy treats and toys. Speaking of da moneys, don't shred dat one! It are da stuff that buys toys, for some reason, even looking cute at da pet store does not get you toys in less your momma hands over the moneys. Trust me, I've tried.

Dear Miss Whitley-
How can we gets the hoomans to lets us lick out da cat food cans agin? Dat lil kerfluffle we had dat time shouldn't mean we never gets to enjoy cat food yums agin, duz it?
yours,
Missing Cat Yummies in Texas....

Hmmm, I'd suggest we use our cutest LWD face on them. And I'd also suggest we try Ally first, she is da "soft touch" of da family. Da mommas are too mean!

Barked by: ☀ Finley ☀ (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 12:20 am

Great advice, Miss Whitley-- (turning on da charm... "Oh Ally, I'll take care of dat cat food can fur ya...."

Shreddin' money?? Now dat is just "crazy"!! Doin' dat would put me in da hoosegow fur sure!!

I gots another question fur ya...

Dear Miss Whitley,
How is a pup supposed ta get all da belly rubs a pup needs when your person is on one of those computer things? I has tried the quick pup kiss followed by a swift turn-n-flop to present my belly fur rubbin'-- but sometimes I just gets a "Finley!! Don't flop on the computer!" It's like dose hoomans think they are supposed to do sumthin OTHER than rub my belly!!
Yours,
Needing Belly Rubs in Texas

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 2:56 am

as always good advice, Thanks

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 4:45 am

Growlmy says those shredders I used like that was in my puppyhood days...now I just bark..and bark...and bark..and growl, and bark...and whine...and well, you know...If she gets another JRT, I know that I have trained her well in the ways of shredder-digger-barker pups, BOL!