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October 3rd 2012 10:26 pm
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So it are Wednesday, which means it are time for my weekly advices column! Also times for a steak, but my momma do not listen to me to well. Anyways, here we goes . . .

Is you still in love with that Maurice purr?!

I still loves my Maurice. In fact, I am up on da back on the couch sleeping next to him right now. But I also loves da Charlie purr, he sleeps in my room with me and momma. And sometimes da Maurice, well he tries to pick on Charlie some and I don't like dat. I tell him off for picking on Charlie, so does Finley. He even tries to pick on Jezebel, and me and Finley both tells him off for dat one too. So I still loves him, but I loves all my kitties and do not like it when dey are getting all fighty. Dat are only for BFFs like me and Finley to do, BOL! I don't like them stealing our thunders!

Dogtor Whitley
I am having "motivational" issues. I can hardly get motivated to get out of bed. Well at least at that ridiculous early morning time before Mom heads out to WORK.
How do I retrain Mom to my hours?

~ScooterPie~

I know exacterly what's you's talking about. Back when my momma had a job, she was real bad about dat getting up early stuff and trying to make me get outta bed. But now dat she are unemployed and livings at home, she are much better! So first I'd suggest getting your momma to tries out da unemployment stuffs. But if that don't work, I's got another suggestion. You's can try barking your momma awake when she are asleep. Or running all over her and licking her in da face works pretty well too. Den she will be all tired and want to sleep in and won't be making you get out bed all early. Training humans are hard work, good luck with it!

So everypup, gets in your questions for next week!

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 2:41 am

again great advice

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 5:08 am

You is one smart pup.

Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 5:45 am

Pretty clever!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 7:45 am

As usual, great advice. I don't know why the humans are so pre-occupied with the whole "work" concept since it does not seem to be something they enjoy anyway. Humans are so stupid!

Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 10:44 am

Your not called "Whit" fur nothin! Keeps up da goods work :D

Barked by: Missy (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 7:03 pm

Brilliant advice Whitley.

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2012 at 7:23 pm

You gave growlmy some giggles...thanks! She needed that, BOL!

Another take from me about the early hours...tell your human to work second shift...that way they go to bed late and do NOT evfur get up early!

Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

October 5th 2012 at 4:55 am

Such a helpful column. We are so glad you have decided to share your "Whit" with all of us.

Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

October 6th 2012 at 3:55 pm

Great advice! Sure glad my Gma doesn't have to leave home for work...Sometimes she makes me get up too early! She just can't get her work done without a supervisor!

I'll be back to see the new advice........I had Snow this week! Anyway, I can send it to Texas, the next time it rolls threw?????????? melted of course.... but too soon!
hugs and kisses,mazy

Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

October 7th 2012 at 11:42 am

Snow??? No thanks, we don't needs any of dat stuff!! BOL!!

Great advice, Whitley... I gots a new question....

Dear Miss Whit,

I gets yelled at fur stealin' da kitty food... but if they didn't want it stolen, why did dey make it smell so good? How can I get outta trubble fur cat food snitchin.... or better yet, not get caught in da first place?

Thanks,
Cat Food Jones