September 19th 2012 8:12 pm
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So I told you pupses how I are starting an advice column, right?? So keep da questions coming and I'll be trying to answer some every week!
Dear Mz Whit, bein a barkaholic kinda pup too, what can I do to be more quiet like? I am always gettin hollered at to stop barkin.
It just don't work.
Thank you for your help.
Barkin in Idunno
Now, you says you's a barkaholic kinda pup. Well, I think you shouldn't be doing nothing to change yourself. You is wonderful just the way you is, especially if dat way is permanently set at maximum volume. I get hollered at to be more quiet like too, well mostly it are "shut up Whitley" and "shut the #@%! Whitley" and "for the love of God, shut the #@%! up Whitley." But barkin' are just a part of who I is, and I don't let nobody change dat. Today, I barked on my walk, barked at da other dog at da vet, barked at peoples going in and out of rooms, barked at roofers, barked at all kindsa other stuff too. So I say barkum diem, which are kinda like dat whole carpe diem thing, except it means "bark da day!"
Ok, on to da second question.
Whitley, I has a question.... why duz you love da kitties so much?
Why does I luvs kitties? Hmm, dey are soft and snuggly and good for warming up to in winter. They's also fun to play with. And dey have tasty cat food dat sometimes I get to lick up when dey leave a little bit in their kitty bowlses. And sometimes, dey knock da treatses to da ground for you, especially if dey are named Maurice. And dat kinda help are always useful! BOL! And dey are just sweet and I luvs em!
Don't worry if I didn't get to your question dis time, I'll be answering some more next week. So ask some more and I'll try to help!
I love to dig me some holes...why do the peeps not like that??
They say they are gonna get a concrete walk put in. Will that make it harder to dig?
Totally pawesome advice Whitley.
You barked dat dog at da vet even though it sniffed my butt!! and I had already barked dat Gordon Setter!! Da nerve of dat dude!! How rude!
And the sky-- ya barked the sky, too! BOL! and for fortune cookies!!
Heck, ya bark most everythin'!!
great advice thank you!
Great advice! I feel so much better about BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
wait, what was I barkin 'bout?
This is a wonderfur service. I too am a barkaholic. But I just still don't get the kitty thing.
Wise Whitley! Way to woof!
Your advice is excellent. A dog is supposed to bark--it is our job. If the humans don't want to hear the barking, they should be wearing ear plugs. I will bark for fortune cookies...they are delicious!!!
I love this column. You're so insightful.
I'm going to have to think of something to ask.