Confessions of a Barkaholic
It's My 10th Birthday - Pawty Time!!September 12th 2012 9:09 am[ View A Comments (32) ] So it are my birthday today which means it are party time! All da pupses can come to my house for da birthday extravaganza! We's gonna have eggie weggies (with bacons in 'em) for breakfast then we's gonna play with the toys and stuffs. Da pool are open for swimming and pool ball, but for you crazy pupses who don't like da water you can just chill on da deck or go running through all da plants in my backyard - it are like a real jungle out dere! Dere are gonna be a huge MEATZ buffet for dinner so make sure you is hungry! And were will even be vodka and rum and gin and tequila and whiskey dripses for da mommas if they wanna come too! So everybody come on over and celebrate me!!!!
Sounds great!!! Angel Zoom Smokey and I are on our way now! HAPPY BARKDAY, WHITLEY!!! I bring my life jacket, case I wanna fwim er sum other pup can uses it. Mama hafta work today but we be by later, 'k? we are on our way, don't start without me!!! YAY!!! Me and Tux and Drover are on our way! Be watchin for My Black Hawk hello copter! Sounds like a super duper pawty! We r on da way. We have tu stop at Coco Rose and Puffy's hous and pick dem up den we bee there. K? Sounds exciting! I am on the way! We'll be coming but Mum has that work stuff again today. Sounds like a really great time, except fur the pool part. See you soon pawtry girl! Happy Birthday, Whitley! You are right, running through plants is way more fun than getting wet...well fur me anyways, BOL! So here is a pool fur you...HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now I think you may need a cake to share after we have all had our share of MEATZ™ ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAKE! Have a wonderfur pawrty!! Woofs! MJF Ebby pushes her way up to the front of the line at the buffet table: "Outta me ways everypups! Them there eggs & meatz is MINE I's sniffed them first! Outta me way!" Dat cake looks yummy Freckles! But we gotsta make sure Ebby don't eat it all first, BOL BOL! Hi, eberypup!!! Momma sended me ahead tu find da fullest Bodka Dwip♥! Hur r watin' in my Weer jet! It r out on da stweet!...No, mistur, I will NOD moobe my Weer jet outta da way so yu can go tu werk! I r a fwiend ob Whitwey's an' hur owns dis stweet!! BOL :D Habby Birfday, Whitwey! Yu W-O-C-K, sweet gurl ♥ Happy Birthday, BFF!! Now will you please go and open da rest of your toys so's I can play with 'em??? Happy birthday Whitley! Unfortunately Me and Mummy are on guard duty in Nana and Granddad's cos they're away celebrating their 50th anniversary of them being in wedded bliss an stuff, otherwise we'd have been on Zaidie's Wear Jet! Hope you have a great pawty for your 10th birthday! Pupses, do you smells what I smells??? Peanut butter treatses being cooked in da kitchen! Oh boy, oh boy! Happiest of Days Sweet Girl ! Happiest of Days to you ! And chikkin-- I smells chikken, too.... OMD, chickens!!! I love da chickens! Yummy! I smells bacon! OMD, da MEATZ buffet are here! Dig in!!! A Whitley, does you has any kitty foods? I LUFF kitty foods. Here we are! I'm heading fur the plants, because I love to go exlorin'! Happy Barkday, Whitley!! Happy Woofday, Whitley! Lemme at that chiggen and p-nut butter!!! OMD!! Happy Birthday - Decade style! BOL. I smellz all those wonderful MEATZ™ smells and it makes my tail wag with enjoyment! Thanks for having a great reason for a pawty! OMD!! Happy Birthday - Decade style! BOL. I smellz all those wonderful MEATZ™ smells and it makes my tail wag with enjoyment! Thanks for having a great reason for a pawty! Yeah dere are some kitty food - I luvs kitty food too! It were a wunnerful celebration, Whit... topped off with a nice walk dis evening.... Pawty Time!!! Caileigh and I will just relax on the deck, we don't care for water. We'll cheer you on during a big game of pool ball. Happy birthday sweetie! Happy Birthday! Rinky looks down from above: "will you look at that! Ebby & Ceeley have eaten some much they's bellys has inflated & they's paws can't reach the ground! OMD...and Ebby is still fightin' some pup over a chicken wing! Could somepup please give Ceeley & Ebby a push so they can roll on home!" Oh sooo sorry I had missed your birfday, but happy belated birfday!!! Hope your day went well |
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September 12th 2012 at 9:17 am