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Confessions of a Barkaholic
Whitley Wisdom??September 9th 2012 9:57 pm[ View A Comments (13) ]
Hey pupses, I been thinking. I's gonna be 10 on Wednesday and I got all kinds of wisdom I've accumulaterated in a decade. I's travelled all over da country and lived in lots of different places and junk. So I was thinking that some pupses could benefit from my advice and if you know me, you knows I am not one to be keeping my mouth shut. So I are thinking about starting an advice column. So if you pupses has got a question for me, ask it! You can leave a comment or pawmail if you wants it to be more secret. I got opinions on all kindsa things, barking, baths, squirrels, rats, swimming, barking, walks, cats, da best places to nap, how to avoid nail trimming, barking, toys, getting in fights with siblings, snow, barking, well you gets da idea. So ask away! I'll be trying to answer some every Wednesday, ok??
Here is some of my wisdom about that 10-thing, since I have been at this since April... Peeps have 10 fingers to pet us with, scratch and rub our ears and bellies, feed us and play with us...and maybe we of an age can taste them now and then, but I am guessing they would rather we taste with our tongues rather than our toothies, BOL! Ten tootsies they have, too, hmmm. ten tootsies to lick! I think you will love being ten, Whitley! I didn't find much of a change from when I were only a nine year old puppy...BOL! Whitley, I has a question.... why duz you love da kitties so much? what do you love best swimming or barking?? Here is a nonymouse question for you. Dear Mz Whit, bein a barkaholic kinda pup too, what can I do to be more quiet like? I am always gettin hollered at to stop barkin. It just don't work. Thank you for your help. Barkin in Idunno You rock on, or...bark on ..Whit!! Im a barker too, and Im always hearing behind me "no barky, or shhhh, or stop! you're too loud". That last one really gets me ...??? too loud??? so then I do my 'buff buff buff' sounds , It's like a whisper bark, BOL What is a Westie if they aren't barking out all their feelings ???? We just have lot's of things on our minds and we want them all to know!! humans, *shaking head* just don't understand them !! Dear Whitley, I am a fetchaholic. Fetchin' is my life! My fambily and furiends say it is innerfearin' with our relationships. I think it brings us closer togefur and gives all sumptin to do. Who is right? Should I try to stop fetchin'? Fetchin' fanatic I think it is great that you are going to give wisdom to all the pups on dogster. We need more smart older dogs doing that. Puppies need guidance, and they won't get it from the humans. I need all da helb I can ged, Whitwey. R dere a wimit tu da 'mount ob quesshuns we can ask??? :D Nope, dere are no limit HunBun. Ask away! Is you still in love with that Maurice purr?! Dogtor Whitley I am having "motivational" issues. I can hardly get motivated to get out of bed. Well at least at that ridiculous early morning time before Mom heads out to WORK. How do I retrain Mom to my hours? ~ScooterPie~ My name is Mr. Cutter and I am a barker and proud of it. How would you go about forming a national club of barkers? None of this anonymous stuff either. BOL Queen Misty of all I Survey needs no advise. I do however have a possible town barker (Pepper) and a whizzard (Cutter) that need help I cannot seem to growl into their heads!! BOL |
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September 9th 2012 at 10:09 pm