November 12th 2009 3:14 pm
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Mommy got really worried about me. Last night, when mommy was asleep, I hopped into the tub and got out her razor (knocking over some soap bottles on the way - OOPS!). Then I pulled out ALL the razor blades and chewed on the metal until it was all twisty and good. I left the metal and the razor on the bedroom rug where I'd been chewing.
Mommy was pretty upset when she saw what I'd done - she was really worried. See, I used to do this a lot when I was a puppy. I didn't do it for years, but then I did it again a few months ago. She thought then maybe it was because I was picking up on her stress, but now she's all confused. It's not that hard - chewing on razor blades is fun! But mommy says it's dangerous. She counted all the metal and it was all there. Duh, I'm not dumb enough to swallow the razor blades - I just chew 'em up. Then she checked mu mouth and I wasn't bleeding - duh mommy I'm not a dummy puppy - but she checked anyway.
She talked to me about how I wasn't supposed to do it. I don't know though - it's kinda FUN. But mommy says now the razor is going up way high to where I can't get it. She told me to chew on one of my sixty-something toys instead if I wanted to chew. But mommy, none of them have metal blades. She doesn't get how yummy razor blades are - silly mommy!
Hoowee cow Whitley!!! You a bwade swallowing Westie!!! Can you eats fire too?!?!?!?
I don't swallow 'em - just chew 'em and bend up the metal all good.
I haven't tried fire yet - something tells me mommy is hiding her candles now!!
Luckily, Geordie, she has never swallowed a blade...she just scares the bejezus out of the Moms with her razor antics... Now, Whitley, you know better than to do that.. you scared both of the Mommies!! Although, I appreciate your taking the heat off of me about scratching myself silly. But with my new doggie vest I'm not scratching that much cuz I can't get to the skin thru the denim and fleece... I think Mom has hornswoggled me... I'm flummoxed....hmmm
Oh, and about Whitley and swallowing fire... she used to pick the peppers-- habeneros!!!-- off my Mom's pepper bushes and play with them.. She would run around with them in her mouth, drop them on the ground, bark them, and pick them back up.
Does that count??
See I nude you was a fire eater toos!!! My daddy can eat dose peppers on anyfing! Mommy always trying to grow dem fur him. You guy would get along.
I play wif and bark at a chili corn chip my sister likes. I get one and throw it in the air an when I finally eats it I RUBS an RUBS on da lil rug by da door. Mommy fink I make silly noise.