November 8th 2009 9:16 pm
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Somebody needs to explain this to my mom.
I got a bath today, which I really like. One of my favorite things about baths (besides the water) is running around all over the house and banging into the wall to dry off. It's so much fun, but mommy just looks at me like I'm insane. So she was looking at me like I lost my mind while I was throwing myself into the closet door, so I decided to run downstairs to dry off. Well, sometimes things happen when I run around too much and get to excited. So I accidently left mom a little present on the rug by the front door.
And she started yelling at me!!! I don't know what her problem was anyway, she was cleaning the house. So it was just a little bit more to clean.
Then she brought out the EVIL NEMISIS she uses to clean the house. This is the third nemisis we've had, the first one was green, the second one was yellow. I successfully destroyed those invading vacuums, but then a purple one took their place. So I was doing my best to protect mom by barking the vacuum away and trying to figure out a way to destroy it. And she yells at me again.
She doesn't understand my job as Head of Home Security is to protect her from these invading threats. I don't know why mom lets these things in out home, she is too trusting.
I had to keep making sad faces and be nice and not try to bite her when she stripped me just to make her stop being mad at me. But everything is ok now - hopefully it'll be a while before the EVIL NEMISIS is back and by then I'll have a good attack plan.
Oh, Whitley!! You are too funny!! You always try to kill the vacuum!! I just get out of its way-- I don't want that noisy thing to suck me up...And I know what you mean. Dad came home and I tried to tell him I needed to go out. But he was busy watching tv and so I went behind the couch and welll....a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.. And then he starts yelling and yelling. And Mom comes in and says "what are you yelling about?it isn't like YOU''RE gonna clean it up".. and he grumbles while she goes and get the steamer cleanie thing and cleans up my --what did you call it--present? Yeah, liquid present. Is it our fault they don't take us out every 15 minutes or something like that?
oh, and for clafification purposes, it was a pee present, I am not suffering from the Tiajuana Two Step... BOL!!
cute Whitley... I fink we go by a few names. When we are pups it is no no bad dog. And no not there!!!! Do that out side seems to be another pup name. Now that I am older I get "you bad dog" too or "you know better".. I do??? You are right... she is cleaning and mopping anyway. A small puddle would not kill her to mop up. bol. I get a lot of GEOOOOOOORDIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I am wif you on da vacuum thing. I hate it! I will bark at it but you sound really brave to attack it! I say ley mommy save herself. She is always encouraging it. bol