August 16th 2011 9:54 am
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Oh boy, there's Halloween talk floating around this house, and I'm a little worried. My first Halloween I was a gangster puppy because mommy was a gangster girl, last Halloween I was a banana split because mommy thought the costume was cute, and this Halloween there's been talk of me being a big unicorn or some blue dog named Kyle. Ya see, mommy wants to be Agnes from Despicable Me because she thinks she's soo cute! First she was going to spray paint me (with hair paint) pink and purple and make me into Agnes' stuffed unicorn but then she discovered that she can actually purchase that unicorn, so now she's dead set on spray painting me blue, making me tall skinny ears to attach to me somehow, and getting me a spiked collar and calling me Kyle...UGH, if I have to dress up I'd rather be a minion!
In other news it looks like mommy has a new job! Two weeks ago a classmate of hers told her to apply to Hospice because she had just been hired there and they were looking for more help, mommy applied and now less than 2 full weeks later she's had two interviews, been told to turn her 2 weeks notice into her current job, fax paperwork over, go get finger printed and let them know what days she's off next week to go in for a training day before beginning to shadow. Now all of that to me sounds like mommy got the job but of course mommy being little Miss. Paranoid as usual is afraid that somehow she still may not get it...UM HELLO! They told you to turn your two weeks notice in mom, I'm pretty sure you're hired, I don't think they'd tell you to do that if they were just gonna turn around and say "we didn't like you"! Anyways, this job is going to pay over $2 more an hour, and unless something changes should be Monday-Friday 8-4 with only the occasional weekend (I think even if the hours/days change a little it's still better for mommy), and the best part is it goes with what she spends so much time doing at school, who could ask for anything better?!
Mamie is heading to this place called Artpark with big guy and Uncle Mac tonight for some old dude named Ted Nugent to sing, and boy is she NOT thrilled at all. She says she can't stand Ted Nugent and the only good part to going is that there's wine. Uncle Mac and Big Guy are holding the fact that they went to see the Goo Goo Dolls with her (for like the 4th time) a couple weeks ago but I don't think it's a good argument for a few reasons: 1. Big Guy knows one of the Goo Goo Dolls because he grew up hanging out with him so he SHOULD GO to the man's concerts, 2. They both LIKE the Goo Goo Dolls unlike in the scenario where mamie hates Ted Nugent, and 3. Mommy offered to take Big Guy's ticket and go to the concert in his place because she didn't get to purchase tickets (she thought she'd be out of town) and he wouldn't give his up! I say, Big guy and Uncle Mac you go see the old dude and mamie will stay here and have a fire for me!
Alright well I gotta go make some business cards for my Unkie Jay. He's catering a wedding this weekend and the bride and groom want him to bring business cards so they can refer him to their friends!
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