Toomorrow I go onna long wide!

We go pig me oud a sizzer o buvva!

I zo habby! I gon kissem awa dime. Leddum seep on my pillo.

Luvvem weh mush!

Lade Nide Visid!

No id wudnod Sanna Cause. Id wuz Mama! She ged up inna middow ov the nite 'coz she sey dey izza bee inner room! She sey she no can seep wiv beez awound.

So she cummoud to sid wiv me an' ead coogies. I sid on lab an snug. Wuz weh nize.

Finee she go bagga seep, bud in libing woom. No beez.

I habbu ged weddy!

Fo Kissmaz. I gonna hab a big wun dis yeer wib lodza decowashuns an peasanz.

I gone gedda lodda puw toiz, anna foodbaw jez mi size. So I can pig id ub. Cuz I can pig ubba big foodbaw.

Sey heyo to awe mi fenz, 'spezally Zadee hoo iz stiw cootez boi inna wuld!

Mos weh eggsitin' dey!

O! wus weh eggsitin' I god ub erly to bog ad Taw Boi 'n senhima worg!

Then Mama ged ub an tage uz walgin' awe ober feel. I zee fogz 'n he zee me, starda wunnin'. I wun tu! Bud no cash him. Negz time!

Negz Time Mizzer Fogz!

Rashomama...

pt. 3

Zo, Mama go zailin' inna pon. Den she jumb oud an sey - "Ogay! THAD doez id! No moar I gonna bing yu to pon!"

Dadda Zamwhoa sid der sterin. I tu. Sabby laf.

Mama nod seewius. We goinna pon tunide!

En'!

The Dog ob Tudey.

Iz nem Plootoe. He iz weh peddy. He iz 'moz peddier den Zadee.

He awe the wey in Enguland, tho - so no can zee.

Sigh.

Awe boyfenz lib in furren contree.

Awda cumma 'merica.

Dubs. Yu lidl fen.

Goodbye...

to our dear Sandra Marie...

What a frolic we had in our adventures at Five Bells!

Sandra is an Angel now, and I will look at the stars everynight and think of her.

Love Forever, Your Friend Dubs!

Five Bells Inn - a postscript...

Sandra Marie and Wee Rosie sat in the sun on the hillside looking down at the Five Bells Inn. In the garden, they could see Sandra Marie's husband Stosh, playing with the puppies. Both smiled as Stosh rolled about, covered with handsome happy pups!

"They do love their Daddy!" said Sandra Marie.

"And their Mama too!" replied Wee Rosie.

"And they love their Aunt Rosie!" continued Sandra Marie.

Both sat quietly for a few minutes, enjoying the lovely spring weather and the sense of happiness and peace that the tranquil setting provided.

"Sandra Marie?" said Wee Rosie "You know I will love you forever, don't you?" she asked.

"Yes, Rosie - I do. And I love you too." replied Sandra Marie.

"It is a wonderful life!" they both said - together. Then they laughed and dusted off their skirts and headed downhill to their family and the Five Bells Inn.

~Dedicated to Sandra Marie - our Dear Friend~

My Romanze wiv a Weh Impudant Dog...

Wun my favid boyfens iz weh impudant dog. He weh famuz and ebby bodee luvva him. Bud me moze ob awe.

We go on pignigs, an Ize Skatee, an we sen eaj over peasans. (I hab luvvy pig banget fum him.)

Yu no hu yu ar, sweedie?

He god lotsa Ladee fens, but Litle Dubs awe wayz gonna be his Fen.

Luvva yu!

Yu Fen Dubs!

Gez Wud!

Mama sez she wan me lurn flybaw! She gonna tag meya class an ebeething! I bee weh smard an win pizes!

Yeah fo me.

Mama thing I be gud ad flybaw, cos I lidl n weh quig!

Oboyoboyoboy.

Yu Fen, Dubs.