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Musings of the "Bean"

Potty Business

Okay, as mommy writes this for me she is still a little mad at me...but it is funny or at least Daddy thought it was.

Yesterday Mommy and Daddy took us outside to do our business when they got home. We were all in the yard and Mommy was talking to Chloe when she felt something warm on her leg...and then she heard Daddy laughing his butt off and looked down...guess what? I was peeing on her leg...just hiked my leg and let loose all down her leg, pants and shoes....she was not happy with me...but she doesn't understand! She is my territory!!!

I Fought the Law....

And the law won! I am in big trouble. I have been using my super powers to escape the confines of the yard fortress. Daddy fixed all the holes so I dug a nice deep one under the back fence. Then they fixed that...so I just climb over! I showed them! But here is the deal. I went across the street and got a little growly and tried to bite the neighbor...they called animal control. Daddy had to talk to them about me...I have to stay in yard or there will be $150 dollar fine...if I bite someone that is it for the Bean...Mommy is not happy. I guess I won't be going out by myself anymore! Daddy is on his way to buy some fencing to keep me in...I don't know how they are going to keep me from climbing over....we will see. Just hope I don't get in bigger trouble!

New best Friend

I have found a new best friend! Her name is Sissy and she is a cat. I am in LOVE! Mommy and Daddy have been keeping her in the garage but brought her in today. She likes me and I am protecting her from Bettie. Bettie wants to kill her and I have bite and growled at her a few times to keep her away from the baby. I also will pull her under me to protect her. She is really cute...a gray tabby with gray eyes! Mommy says when she gets some pictures of her she will make her a page on Catster. I asked her could she be an honoray dog..and she said no. But I love her! I want to marry her! But mommy said that inter-marriage between a dog and cat is not right....that I don't understand. It doesn't matter what you look like or what breed you are...it is who you love and she has my heart!

I will keep you posted on our love affair!