November 27th 2012 6:11 pm
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Bath day was today! I thought maybe I had gotten out of it. I'm a white clean nice girl. I heard Mama and Daddy saying maybe they'd only wash the Buddha because HE smelled like POOP.
USUALLY we do baths ME first, FRANK second, BUDDHA last. They say it's hardest to easiest.
So they did BUDDHA FIRST. I thought - I'm off the hook!!! But THEN they got the BRIGHT idea to wash ALL of us! Frank was second. Then Daddy came and picked me up. DRAT!!!
I was placed in the bath and it began. This time the door was open and Frank came in a few times and sniffed me and let me know he did it too and LOOK! He's still alive! I said, "BUT I'M NOT YOU!"
Mama and Daddy were going on about how it was easier to give baths from EASIEST TO HARDEST.
WHY AM I THE HARDEST??? I'm like a DOG-CAT! I don't like water! So what??? Mama says my coat is THICK and that's why I'm hard. Hmph.
I was a little sad. I was WET! And getting scrubbed! That was kinda nice. But only for a second. I made high pitched whiney sounds.
THEN I was FAMISHED!!!! That bath made me HUNGRY!!!! We got dinner a little early!
Mama turned on the bed heater JUST FOR ME. But I didn't use it. But I appreciated it!
I'm all dry and fluffy now. Like a spring chicken!
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Aww you're such a good gurl! I tolerate my baths but really do dislike them except in the summer when we do it outside and I can zoom around the yard and shake! But it's a must my Pawrents said and hey, A Gurl's gota do what a Gurl's gotta do! BOL!
Beautiful Girl.... sighhhhhhhh
I know you were glad that was over with...
Frank saw you nekkid in the tubbie?
Bath times suck! Thankfully i don't get many....not to rub it in or anything! ;)