Hey!! Dat not fair!!

Dis a hol'day here Canada. Victoria Day, it called, 'bout old queen lady in England who died long time 'go. It NOT 'pposed be day for baffs!!! Hol'days for walks and road trips and playin' outside and doing zoomies 'round and 'round in howse or on deck, for meet nu frenz in nayberhood, for play soccer wif Momma/Dadda, for play wif e'vy toy I hab and spread dem ALL OBER PLACE. Stuff like dat. It not day for baffs. Momma and Dadda need read Rule Book 'bout habbing doggie in fambly. Neber baff on hol'day!!! Go read - see for self!!

Yay, it's Thursday!!!

Well, pup pals, it road trip day here Zaidie's Place. Fanks to my illegal hol'day baff on Monday, I clean, but walking the streets ob Toronto wif Dadda while Momma at 'ppointment, I will, once 'gain, clean the streets wif my fluffy, white paws and my manly white manskirt (It a Scottish fing. Ask Ernie George. He hab one, too. His black, 'a course). Den we go Momma's fabourite shopping place so she has some time to herself, wifout me! How dat be gud??? Maybe she go pet store, buy me treats and toys!! Yeah, I need more toys, Momma!! And I all out of dehydrated chicken treats. Dey might not sound gud, but they are 'LICIOUS!!! Hab a grate day, e'vypup!!!

MEAT!!!!! E'vy pup, check out the gift shop!!!!! MEAT!!!!!

Momma and I jus founded meat in da gift shop!!!!! Yeah, dere's udder new stuff, too, but go wook NOW : MEAT /STEAK in da gift shop!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I gotta calm down...but there's MEAT!!!!
Nobody's gonna be going nite-nite in dis howse tonite!!!!!! MEAT!!!!!!!

Happy You-Getted-Each-Ufver day, Momma 'n Dadda!!!

Dis my Momma 'n Dadda's annifursary. Dey got mawwied BERY long time 'go, 'bout elebenty-fousand years 'go, I fink. Dey hab no 2-legged children, but dey gots me, Zaidie!! Momma say I da 'quivalent of DECTUPLETS!! Only 10 kids, Momma??? I not do sumfing rite, den. Gotta werk on dat.
Dey hab 7 nieces and nephews and Momma/Dadda are the BESTEST Auntie and Uncle any kid eber hab, 'cept dey all wiv far 'way. 2 lib in Seattle, 3 lib just norf ob Minneapolis and 2 lib on farm wif many cows near Ottawa here Canada. Momma/Dadda miss dem all bery, bery much. Dey trabel to see da kids and dere pawwents when dey can and da kids come bisit us, too!! Momma miss dem all so much ('spechully da 3 in MN cuz dey her sister's kids and Momma sez sisters shood NOT lib far 'way frum each ufver) dat she cry lots and lots. I wick her face and tell her, "No be sad, Momma. Dadda and me, Zaidie, here wook after you and wuv you and we be fambly, 'kay??" Dat alwayz help her.
Hey, e'vy-pup! Wuv yer famblies lotz, 'kay...an' don fuget 'bout STEAK IN GIFT SHOP!!!!!

Road Trip Grampa howse!!

Yup, you wead it wight. We going Grandpa howse today!! I wuv him bery, bery much and he doing pwetty good. Grandma went to Heaven last August and we all miss her. Her only saw me one time, but I cood tell she wuved me, said I cute 'n stuff.

Dadda on bacation dis week. We jus' gon hang out and wewax 'cause Dadda not wewax bery much. If I eat him Bwackbewwy, he wewax eben more! BOL!!! Can no do dat. Zaidie be in BIG twouble!! Dat not gud.
Hab a grate day, e'vypup an' don furget 'bout STEAK IN DA GIFT SHOP!!! Ooooops, I dwooling.

I mooving Minnesnowdah!!

My gud frend Ernie George hab inbited me live wif him Minnesnowda. I telled him my Momma's sister and her fambly wiv dere, so he want me liv wif him. Dat mean I lib wif Izzy, too!!! E.G. sez we can has BBQ and eat da gwilled meat and chase dem darn squirrels and terrorize whole nayberhud!! I start packing now!! It be GRATE!!! I no miss Momma and Dadda cuz they moove Minnesnowda, too and buy howse next door Ernie George. Den we all hab fun togetfur!!!

I not mooving.

I 'cided I hafta stay here, wif Momma/Dadda. I wood wuv wiv next door Ernie George in Minnesnowda, but Dadda sez 16 hour commute by car both wayz e'vy day too much for him. I say, "Dadda, you dint eben try." Momma was 'cited cuz if we lived 'side Ernie George, she be 'bout hour frum her sister and her fabourite niece and nefews. She misses dem LOTZ.
I 'polgize Ernie George Dad for say he cood wiv in garage if all us pups mooved in cuz he wike Polaris an' he need be in garage anyway for fix it all time. Dat wuz not bery nice.
Den Dubs want me moove Mudlin. I wuv Dubs and her whole fambly, but I no can wiv in mud. Momma be bery upset cuz I LWD (little white dog). No mud for me. Too much baffs.
E'vypup need stay wif own fambly cuz dey wuv us SO MUCH, dey crazy. If we moove 'way, dey be crazier. Go giv kisses to yer Mommas/Daddas wite now!!! No, dere are no treats. Jus' go kiss dem, show how much you wuv dem!! GO!!

Road Trip!!!

Today we going Grandma, Grandpa, cousin Woody's howse, help open pool for schwimming. I be supervising, a'course. I taking a soccer ball , case Woody want play wif me. He 14, I r 1 1/2. It not always werk owt!!
Hab anyone eber herd ob da Friday Night Baff??? I had not eiver, but 'pparently they 'xist. I habed one last night. I still in shock, I fink. Don tell my Momma/Dadda, but I kinda wike be cwean. It feel gud for now. Hab a grate day, e'rypup!!

Hey, 'nonymous!!!

Fanks for da kisses! I don no who you are, but FANKS!! Dis a mystree.
I hab fun yesday at Grandma/Grandpa howse. I helped LOTZ by run in yard and bark at stuff. Water too cold fer schwimming, but I was SOOO curious 'bout it I almost felled in. Momma buying me wifejacket ASAP, so her can WEWAX a bit when we dere. It like wule for kids at Grandma/Grandpa pool - you no can swim, you hab wear wifejacket awound pool area.
Dere wuz was no snarling or barking by my cuzin Woody. He 14 and he not bery pwayful, but I fink he starting get use me and maybe eben wike me a wittle!! I wuv him 'cuz he my cuzin and he bery wize 'bout stuff...and he hab lotta gud toyz!

P.S. all dese bones!!

Where all dese bones on my page come frum??? 'nother mistree for me solve.