Road Trip!!!

We're leabing soon for nuther road trip. This week haz beened crazy. I hope I will hab time 'morrow to write a reel di'ry entry. I miss all my pup pals!! And it warm out so NO MORE COAT(S)!!!

Halp!!

Now Dublin Rose O'Belle (Dubs) want marwy me!! She bery, BERY cute, but I still in 'bedience school!! I still need sleep wif my Momma at night! I no can be hubband. I no can has puppies cause -you know- and I sure she want has puppies sumday!! I gotta talk wif my wise, older cousin, Woody tomorrow. He always know what to do!!! He 14.

Almost Momma's Day and her Birthday, too!!

It not quite midnight here at Zaidie's place, but I habta go to bed soon...

"Zaidie, what are you doing down there?"

"Ummm....Dadda, I do my calculus homewerk."

"Zaidie, there's no calculus in grade 3 obedience."

"That's gud, Dadda. This stuff too hard."

"Bed now, Zaidie-pup."



-Haiku for my special Momma-

*Choices*

I coulda picked her
Or her, her or eben her.
I picked you, Momma.


love,

Zaidie-cakes
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Happy Mufver's Day, every Momma!

Dust me, Zaidie, wishing ALL mufvers eb'ywhere a bery Happy Mufver's Day...'specially the kitty mufvers, the birdie mufvers AND the squirrel mufvers. Phanks for habing the kitties, the birdies and the squirrels who fill our days wif lots of 'citement and stuff!!

love,

Zaidie and all pups e'bywhere
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Close call!!

Wow, all dat tawk ob weddingz and mawwage with 'lil Dubs wore me OWT!! I r 'hausted.. I fink Dubs is 'dorable, but I not reddy leev my Momma and I don fink Dubs' Momma want her go. Anyway, where we lib?? At Dubs' house wif her fambly, so I hafta leev Momma n Dadda???Or Dubs com liv our howse in Canada??I don fink her Momma gon let her go Canada all by herself!! She just 6 months old!! Does she has passport??? Still puppy!! She need her fambly. I need mine, too. 'sides, who open door when me 'n Dubs need go out for -privacy pleeze-?? Who feed us? Give us treets??? Take us skool?? Who throw ball?? Who put pill in ball of cheez? (We on to you, Mommas and Daddas!) Who pick up poop?? Who put on our coats?? Who give us baffs when we all 'tinky after roll in ded stuff?? Who do all the stuff we don like??? We no has thumbs!!!
Fanks for liking me 'nuff to want mawwy me, Dubs. You bery sweet. I will always wuv you. Don eber forget dat, 'kay???

Tired Zaidie and his Momma...

Momma and I are bery tired today. No one, 'cept Dadda, is sleeping bery well dese days. I go into my clubhouse and cry. Then Momma is sad, so she comes downstairs and we sleep 'gether on couch. Then in morning Dadda mad 'cause Momma dint be 'assertif" with me, Zaidie, and make me sleep by 'self. Then Momma mad 'cause Dadda mad 'cause no one, 'cept Dadda, sleeping in own clubhowse and Momma mad 'cause Dadda all 'stracted by TOO MUCH WERK and den Dadda mad 'cause he knows dat Momma knows dere's nufing he can do 'bout it 'cept werk and then Momma gets mad/sad and go shopping online at J Crew for her and Up Country for me 'cause 'pparently, no pup can has too many matching collars and leads and we better get more zealies soon 'cause Momma panics when our stockpile goes under 100, like did today...We crazy here.

Another Thursday Road Trip!!

It raining bery hard here today. Momma and I just went out to - privacy, please -. I found a beautifully 'tinky pile of birdie poop and I was just positioning myself to roll in it when Momma said,"NO, Zaidie!!! ICK!! YUCK!!" When she say "ick" and "yuck" in same sentence, I know I missing out on sumfing GOOD!!
Hab a good day, pup pals! I'll bark with you later! Yay for road trips!!!

It's a haiku kind of day...

- Mine -

This place called Earth? Mine.
Squirrels? Mine. Birds? Mine. Treats? All mine.
You can borrow dem.

Move along people. Nothing cute here.

'ccording to Ernie George, I r tu cute. He bery wowwied dat if I go Minnesnowda visit him, hiz Momma wuv me so much, she forget 'bout Ernie George! T'other day his Momma readed my diary and laffed and laffed 'bout it an' tole Mr. Ernie George Man 'bout it. Ernie George not used hearing hiz Momma tawk 'bout odder pups 'cept for him, Ernie George and sometimes, but jus' lil bit, his sisfur, Izzy (Hi, Izzy!! :). So frum now on, dere no more cute stuff here. Not one bit.

I sad...not cute, E.G.!

Dadda outside wash car. Momma inside on uther 'puter. Here, me, Zaidie, all alone, bery sad. It long weekend here Zaidie's country, Canada. Monday Dadda not go werk. He stay here wif me, Zaidie and Momma. Maybe we go LONG walk near ribber, see geese. Maybe we do more gardening like did today. I wuz on my outside tie-out. I help LOTZ!! Met nu frenz on sidewalk. Played with big nayber pup, Marley. He crazy!! Momma and I played soccer on grass; I eated some dan'lions - dere 'licious. Den Momma went wewax on deck - I help her do dat, a'course. Den me, Zaidie and Dadda went for long walk to big park. Saw kids, saw geese, but nuffing was cute. Hear dat, Ernie George, I not cute. Nobody in park see me, Zaidie and say, "Hey, look da cute puppy!!!" Really..Dey dint.