January 31st 2014 1:24 pm
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Howy cwap. Yu hab hitted a NU wow (low), SAY Media!! Dis meens WAR or at da bery weast, a wotta barkin' an' gwowlin' an' junk fwum ME, so watch it cuz I can be BICIOUS!!
I ooosuawwy ged my monfwy awwotment ob zeawies in da middle ob da monf. I wuz kinda countin' on da nexx batch cuz it will be my final *sob* zeawies. Yu can nod buy dem anymore. Bewiebe me, Momma twied!! Dis day I checkded out my stockpile an' it sed I r nod geddin' anymore 'til da 28th ob Febwuawy. Whut da h*ll gud r dem gonna du me den, STUPID Media??? Why I otta.... Grrrrr...Needwess tu say, dis makes me bery mad.
One day, back in December, Momma noticed dat we wuz sendin' giffs tu pupses an' our zeawie bawance wemained da same. No madder whut I sended, da number did nod change. Momma, bein' whu hur r, feeled bad cuz it feeled wike cheatin' an' eben stealin'!! *gasp*
"So whut hur did den, Zaidie????" yu mite be wunnerin'. Well, hur pwetended tu be me, if yu can bewiebe it, an' hur sended off a quick pawmail tu HQ an' telled dem da pwobwem. Hur also taked dat obbortunitee tu wemind dem 'bout da comments tisshooe (ie how we no wonger ged notibied 'bout NUFFIN an' hab nod fur MONFS!!) Den hur expwessed my/our sowwow at da state ob Dogster an' sed we hope dat fings can we fixed cuz we wuff Dogster an' dis r where r bestest fwiends wive. ie Hab a hart, HQ.
Later dat same day, aftur testin', we noticed dat when we spended zeawies, dem wuz bein' wifdwawn fwum our 'ccount. Momma finked,"Wow. That was fast. Maybe everything else will get fixed that fast." Well, nope. We gedded a wesponse fwum HQ ebentuawwy an' dem sed,"The gift shop is kinda messed up right now. Enjoy your free zealies!!" Du yu see whut I r geddin' at, pupses??? If dem wuz gonna wose $$$$ cuz sum siwwy LWD fwum Canada wuz geddin' fwee zeawies an' sendin' birtual giffs tu hims fwiends, well, acourse we need tu SHUT DAT DOWN!! At da same time we will ignore hims pwaintibe pweas tu fix Dogster cuz whu da heck cares 'bout a bunch ob siwwy pupses an' dere siwwy Mommas!!! Bud, oh deer me, du NOD wose one cent ob webenue on dis site we r pwannin' tu shut down anyway 'cept we will nod tell da pupses. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Any ob dis mess r makin' sense, pupses?
Anywayz, pupses. Momma an' me, Zaidie, r habbin' a weerd day. Mabbe it r cuz yes'day wuz woadtwip day an' we r kinda 'xhausted or mabbe it r cuz we sweeped-in dis day an' dat hab frowed us off a bit. I dunno. An' as yu may hab noticed I hab nod wited in my nu bwog since Sunday, bud we will twy tu wectiby dat dis weekend when IT guy r 'wound.
It r Fwiday, so PAWTY ON, doods an' wadies, an' frow sum shade on SAY Media. Dem r meen tu us.
I got nuthin but I'll join ya in the GRRRRRR!
*Zoe sits down in front of Zaidie and commences to hold her breath, waiting for a new blog entry*
There, there, Zaidie. Think calm thoughts, breathe deep cleansing breaths and commence the Friday Bodka/ Scotch drip. It will be okay.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Momma just wrote a new blog entry for me. Hers took a photo of me and it is gonna be on tv this night! Yeah me!
Fanks, Zoe, 'cept holdin' yur bwefs r gonna helb nuffin!!!!
Fanks, Petunia Gwace. Yu always wuz da boice ob weasun.
Fanks fur gwowlin', Buddy, an', wate. Whut???? Yu r gonna be on da teebee!????! OMD! Dis r HOOOGE nues, lil' guy, whu r nod so lil'!!
*Zoe quickly exhales*
But Z, don't you think I look good in blue?
Zoe, yu r beeyooteeeful in any colour yu wear, eben nuffin!! Oooops, I meen...*blushes*
Zaidie.... dont fret... all's well
Hey Zoe - I think you look great in blue....but only if it is Seahawk blue!!! BOL.
Zaidie - we feel your pain! Hang in there think of the spending spree you will have at the end of February.
Zaidie ... Crikey mate ... everyone loves you with or without gifts. That Say media mob have got no heart. Your heart is as big as ... dare I say .... TEXAS!
Yup...I got a few things to say too,mostly not found in the Old or New Testaments...but this will do too...
And my kitties add their good and loud HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSes
Haven't noticed that issue with zealies. I am supposed to get some next week...Hmmm...I wonder.
Gotta help growlmy get to her nest now, she had an awful stressfur shift at her nursing home...she be exhaustermatated...
Woofs...and some more Grrs to you know who.
Say Media deserves a lotta butt bites. Grrrrr . . . .
Grrrrrrrrrrr, Grrrrrrrrrrr, HD looks around for a nice Say Media butt to bite. BOL!
::sigh:: Some days, we feel like just packing our bags and saying bye-bye to Dogster right now. Then we remember, all our pals are still here and it's not. quite. time. Don't you worry, Z-pup. We're all gonna be just fine.
Feel the same Hershey. Jus hope we can connect with all our furiends. We lof ya Z and all our odder furiends too!! Take good care of yourselves!!
GRRR barkBARKbarkBARKbarkBARKbark SayMEDIA !!!! :$