October 19th 2013 2:13 pm
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"Zaidie. Are you getting out of bed today??"
"Well, Momma. Du *yu* see any MEATZ™ in da Dogster Giff Shoppe dis day?"
"No, I don't, but I'd really be happy if you got out of bed for a while. You've been in there for over a month."
"An' why dat r, Momma? Hmmmm???"
"Because HQ removed the steak from the Gift Store and hasn't replaced it with another form of meat. Staying in bed for weeks on end is your crazy way of getting HQ to bring it back. I don't think they care, Zaidie. I'm guessing they don't think anyone grills meat unless it's summer."
"Well, dem r WONG."
"So...you're going to spend the rest of your life in bed, then??"
"A pup needs du whut a pup needs du, Momma."
"I'd love to wash your bed sheets, HunBun. I can smell them, and you, from here. And your poor LWD muscles - they must be so very sore and stiff after a month of no walks and no chasing squirrels and no "YAY, Dadda's home!!!' dances."
*rolls onto his back and waves his paws in the air* "Nope, wook! Nuffin r sore! Hey, Momma! Wanna wub da bellay? Dis fing r nod gonna wub itselb, yu kno'!"
"Sorry. I don't have time, Zaidie. You're almost out of diapers. I need to run to the store. Don't you miss going outside to potty???"
"No. Nod weally. Hey, da people at da store du nod kno' da diapers r fur me, wite??"
"Well, yes, they have to know. These diapers are specially made to fit you, so there's a picture of you on the wall in the office with your measurements. The store manager has to order them in just for you."
"Oh, well. At weast none ob my Dogster fwiends kno''bout it...Yu bwing me a speshul tweat fwum da store, Momma??"
ZAIDIE HAS TO WEAR DIAPERS!!!!
OMD Z. Get outta bed afore you 'trophy!
Poor Z Pup! How 'bout some Halloween treatses? Could that perk a LWD up?
hey z-pup what if i sended you some hot dogs from Nathans here in NY...they're super famous and yummy....that might tide you over till HQ gets their act together...
Whut da woof??? O.M.D. *thinks fast* Oh, hi, guyses! Dis diawy entwy r nod 'bout me! It r 'bout my twin bwofur, um, Zaidio! Yu hab neber meeted him, bud now yu hab! YAY!
The other one has bells on.........................
But.... its ok... I mean.... if you want the silent protest... thats what you have to do I guess........
Good thinking. A sleep in "double" just like in the movies
BOL!!! Zaidie or Zaidio, a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do! What I can't figure out is why they're still trying to sell ladybugs!!?
Hey Zoe, I bet Zaidie wears HUGS Diapers!!! BOL.
Oh wait, his Momma probably makes him wear PAMPERS!!
I just snorted out loud from BOL.
BOL!! You got me choking here, BOL!
A good way to help growlmy end her hard day of work...with giggling...she has to put diaper things on a lot of the peeps she looks after; now she will giggle cause that work will remind her of YOU!
Do yours have a hole to let your tail peek out??
OMD, BOL, OMD!
OMD HunBun, diapers? Get out of bed, you is embarrassing our noble breed!
And MEATZ should be back soon for Thanksgiving I think.
Diapers!!! Oh my dogness. Say it isn't so!!
HD shakes his head, tilts his head, hides his eyes! OMD Zaidie, get your little white buns outta that bed and get them Pampers off! The holidays are coming..........
(BOLBOLBOL, all yu pupses!!!)
Well, hi, eberypup! I r Zaidio, Zaidie's secwet twin bwofur fwum Spain. I r jus' here fur a quik bisit. Nice meetin' yu, pupitos! Gotta catch my fwight tu Euwope! Ciao or whuteber dem say!
BOL...you need to do some running outside soon!!
Come over to our place, Z-Pup, we'll get the BBQ going!
How embarrassing that your momma BLABBED to the world that you wear diapers. Some things are just better not known.
Get out of bed and come over here and chase the squirrels, wild turkeys and other animals. You will have so much fun and should you happen to piddle on the floor we will just say "Puffy did it."
BOL. Thsoe darn mamas are always telling our secrets!!!