September 27th 2013 2:22 pm
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"Zaidie! It's after 10 am. Are you planning to get up soon??"
"Ohhhh, woe r me....Momma, I r nod feelin' tu gud. Ohhhhhhh..."
*Momma runs up the stairs*
"What's wrong, HunBun??" *feels his furry forehead to check for fever*
"Hmmmm...You don't feel warm to me. Is your little tumtum hurting??"
"Well, yeah. Mabbe cuz dere r no MEATZ™ in it?? Yeah, I bet dat r it!! Fwy me up sum bacon, Momma! I r feewin' bedder jus' finkin' 'bout it!"
"We don't have any bacon, sweet pup, and I don't want to leave you alone while I run to the store to get some, either."
"I be ok, Momma. Until I eat sum kinda MEATZ™, I r tu weak tu ged outta bed. Watch dis...*sits up; immediately falls back onto his pile of pillows, his lavender nightshades and his teddy bear collection* Yu puff up my piwwows, pweeze, Momma??"
"Zaidiepup, does this have anything to do with the fact that there's no meat in the Dogster Gift Shop?"
"Whut?? Ob corse nod. Howeber, I DU fink dat HQ hab maded a HOOGE mistake. Wifout MEATZ™, whut r da point ob anyfing??"
"Oh, Zaidie. How did you get to be so jaded??"
"Jaded?? Whut da heck dat r?? Um, I hab my bwekfuss now, pweeze, Momma??"
Growlmy has bacon, Zaidie...let us send you some:
Bacon For Zaidie
Will this revive you??!
Now go and play outside, you need exercise after all that Bacon MEATZ™
OMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMD!!! Fanks, Fweckles an' Gwowlmy!!!
Ebby shoves Zaidie outta the way as she dives heads first into the bacon pile.
BOL, Ebby!! *Zaidie dives in after Ebby and starts inhaling the smoky, greasy goodness*
Yeppers dat sounds bout right, after Ebbers are dones, der's nuttin but da smokey smell left!