September 26th 2013 5:32 pm
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Hi, pupses...*sniff* I r nod habbin' a gud day. Yes, I r a DDP an' I wood wike tu say FANKS tu yu pupses whu sended wosettes tu helb me cewebwate dis iwwustwious 'ccayshun. *sob* 'Cept dere r NO MEATZ™ in da Dogster Giff Shoppe!! I wepeet - NO MEATZ™ in da Giff Shoppe!! ... *grabs his fluffy head* I r weal dizzee an' woozee. I need wie down. Tawk 'mongst yurselbes. Oy bey...
OMD, Zaidie... Hang in there champ, I am sending Ms. Henny Penny right over to you to fulfill your need for MEATZ!! Fear not, she will be arriving in a second!
**spits out the feathers**
That's right Toto, send ole Henny Penny the pooping chickie to Zaidie. He'll be so busy cleaning up all the chicken poop he will forget that the Dogster gift shop doesn't have any MEATZ in it.
Hey, wait a minute, Z-pup, you OWN the MEATZ™ of the day club so you should have plenty of MEATZ™ to tide you over until the Dogster gift shop gets restocked. I think what you really need is a Bolka drip ASAP with a nice slice of raw beef liver floating in it to fix whatever is ailing you.
* observes a moment of silence in memory of the dearly departed MEATZ™ *
We need da MEATZ back!
Its replaced with pumpkins and acorns, Sheesh:((
Dogs don't eat those, well maybe a bite or two of pumpkin, but acorns?? We are not squirrel dudes, what are they thinking?!
Well, we gotta go hunt down our own I guess...or look in our freezers!
but zadie...cant we use the acorns to attract the squirrels into a trap and then Voila! we have meatz!!!
Zaidie, somehow I will get some MEATZ to you!
DAT BE AN OWTWAGE....NOOOO MEATZ???? What r de Dogster people finking??????? We must have MEATZ in our gift shop!!!!
Fanks fur da support, pupses...I r tu weak an' sad an' junk tu say much, 'cept dis...Harley, catchin' skwerls wif acorns r one fing, bud skwerls r NOD considered MEATZ™!! Dem r bermin!
Oh, woe r me....Tawk wif yu later, pupses, if I surbibe...
STAY CALM! I am sending over a magical bowl of dried meatz kibble just for you, look on your page! It's dried bison and moose. You're gonna love it!
*coughcoughcough* Momma! Come here, pweeze! I r so weak I can nod see anyfing! Wook at my page an' see whut r goin' on, 'kay???
Where's the Beef?!?! :)