September 22nd 2013 9:27 am
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Hi, pupses an' gess whut! My Momma jus' buyed me a Howlween costume an' normawwy I wood NOD be habby 'bout dat, 'cept dis year hur buyed me da kewlwest costume EBER!! Gess whut I r gonna be!.....R yu gonna gess?...I r waitin'...C'mon an' gess!!
No, Zoe. I r nod gonna be a ballerwina an' wear a pink tutu. OMD.
No, Fizzy. I r nod gonna be a hunk ob cheez an' make yu dwown in a puddle ob yur own dwoolz. *shakes his head*
No, Zaidie. I r nod gonna be a skwerl an' bark at my own selb....Wait. Dis r makin' my head hurt.
Yu gib up yet?...Now?...NOW???
I r gonna be a mobster! Yup, a weal mobster. I r gonna be tuff an' mean an' skeery an' wear shiny, fake Italian soots an' be dwiben 'wound da town in a HOOOGE fancy car by sum guy whu werks fur ME an' I r gonna hab a HOOGE entourwage ob guys wif me all da time an' dem will du whuteber I say, when I say it, wike dis : Me :"Bwing me dat skwerl ober dere an' chase him fur me, 'kay, Tony??" "Shur, boss." Kewl, huh?? An' I r gonna eat wotza MEATZ™ cuz our secwet meetings r gonna take pwace in a butcher shop an'...'Scuse me a minit, pweeze. "Yes, Momma? A whut?? A w-o-b-s-t-e-r. A WOBSTER? Dat r nod skeery an' tuff. Wobsters ged cotted an' eated. How dat r skeery??...Whut? CUTE? Why I wanna be cute??? OMD. My life r wuined.
Mom got me a wobster costume once, sadly, I wore it and the next thing I knew, someone was tossing me into a pot of boiling water!! Seriously, how do you think the hair on my ears got so short???
Say WHUT??? OMD. Fanks fur da heads up, Beanie!! Howy CWAP! I habbed no idea!
Growlmy says she wants to see you in a nice red 'wobster' garb...red & white go well together...
Zaidie, when BigSisterGirl was a lil baby she was a lobster and her dad, my uncle, was a chef fur her very furst Halloween! It was very cute. But then most lil girls like bein' cute.
Sorry about the lobster costume Zaidie, you would have made a great mobster! BUT...be glad you get to be a lobster, my costume is a tootsie roll!
A WOBSTER?????? How cud yur mama DO dat tu yu???? My mom twied to make me wear a DEBIL costume, but I wudn't keep doze debil horns on my head!
HD is banging away in the garage and his momma comes out to see what he is doing. She sees lots of nails, lumber and chicken wire. What in the world are you building HD? Oh, hi momma. I'm building a lobster cage so I can go catch Zaidie! He gonna be a lobster for Holloweenie this year. Hehehehehe
A lobster! You better be careful to avoid the boiling water! I want to be a pumpkin again. I have a number of Halloween outfits and the only one I like is the pumpkin. I like it because it is just a sweater and has no hat thing. I hate wearing anything on my head or ears!
Poor abused Boy !!!!!!!!!!
Is it a red lobster? Those are the kinds that are Already Cooked! Ready to be dipped in butter and Eaten! :-0
Watch out when you wear that costume Z, it could be Dang-er-oos! And hazardous to your health!
A lobster??? Oh my dogness!
Hi, eberypup!! Fanks fur makin' my Momma waff! An' me, tu! BOL :D
Yes, 'ppawentwy it r a wed wobster costume, bud eben *I* hab nod seened it yet! We will put up pichurs when dem r taken - we pwomise!
OMD, Zoe! Did yu say BUDDER??? Dat stuff r 'LISHUS!!
See, you shoulda been a hunk of cheese!!!
Since the lobster is already cooked, just think of the fun you could have with the girl pups when they start fighting to lick all the butter off of you. I bet Luna will be first in line.
BOL - I got a lobstah toy, but I don't know bout dressin up as one - my momma might take a bite outta me!
Can I be one of your Captsin's?
I'll shake down a few bad seeds.
I was a lobster last year. I didn't like it. So good luck to you. Mum hasn't gone to the store yet. But DFM (Duncan's first Mom) got a costume for her nephew (a beagle named Milo) and it was a fish. I don't want to be a water animal this year!
Hey Z-pup they have Mobster costumes at Howlaween Express just return the Lobster costume and order you a kewl mobster costume!
here you go....
OMD! Dem weally du!! Fanks, Weece!
Pupses!! Chek out da nuest pichurs on my pwofile page!! BOLBOLBOL :D
Mom dressed me up as a lobster a few Halloweens ago. It was *not* kewl, BOL. No one cooked me though!
You have to run & hide, Zaidie! Lobster claws get tied up by their catchers befur they go in a pot...
We don't dress up like anything fur Howloween. Thank you, daddy! BOL!!!
Congrats on being a DDP, Zaidie!
Diary Gal must like 'wobsters'! BOL!
Have a great day!
a wobster with a machine gun and cool hat woulda been wayyy better! :) Wobsters with eight legs and antennas are creepy!