September 2nd 2013 8:50 am
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Finawwy, it r here - Nayber Day! Dis r one ob my fabouwitest days ob da yeer ('sides Chwissmus an' my Birfday an' my Gotcha Day) when we ged tu go outside an' knock on our naybers doors ('cept us pupses need hab a people wif us cuz we r nod tu gud at knockin') an' say,"HABBY NAYBER DAY, NAYBER!!" Den dem go out tu dere deck an' take a hunk ob MEATZ™ off dere gwill an' dem walk back tu da fwont door where yu r sittin' in a pool ob yur own dwool, waitin' fur a tastee tweet an' dem gib it tu yu an' yu gwab dat hunk ob MEATZ™ wike yu hab nod beened feeded in monfs an' weeks an' yu choke a bit cuz yur lil' froat r kinda dwy aftur da chiggen yu wolfded down at anuber naybers pwace, bud yu wuz bery powite an' eated it anywayz, bud now yu weally need a bowl ob water cuz if yu keep on chokin' yu r gonna urka gurka ALL OBER da fwont hall, so dem bwing yu sum nice fwesh water an' yu dwink it, while makin' dat 'dorable schlurpin' sound dat yur Momma finks r OH-SO-CUTE, 'cept when yur Dadda duz it hur sez it r NOD cute an' den yu say,"FANKS, NAYBER!" an' yu 'cide tu cwoss da stweet an' go tu da howse ober dere, bud dem jus' moobed in an' yu r nod shur dem kno' how Nayber Day werks in yur 'hood, bud yu knock on dere fwont door (wif a lil' helb!) an' sum guy in hims unnerwears answers an' a kitty wuns out an' down da fwont steps, so yu, ob corse, hab no choice bud tu CHASE DAT KITTY, dwaggin' yur Momma ahind yu an' da guy in hims unnerwears r yellin' cuz dat kiity r a INDOOR kitty, 'cept now him r a OUTDOOR kitty an' him hab cwimbed a BERY tall twee in an effort tu ged 'way fwum yu, while yur Momma r on hur fone, cwyin' an' tellin' Dadda whut da heck r go on, 'cept him r habbin' a shower an' can nod heer da fone wing-wing-wing...
"Yes, Momma?... Oh. "
'Cept it r ackfurwawwy Wabour Day, pupses. Hab fun duin' whuteber da heck dat meens. I wuff yu!
I love it, Zaidie,I gotta tell growlmy that we gotta govisit our naybers, too...lets see, now...who has kitties...and who has pups that like to run...
Well, growlmy she really has to do 'wabour' today...nursing homes don't know there are days when nobuddy works...have a great day, and score a steak or something yummy!
Habby Nayber Day Zaidie! It r waining here so no grilling by us or the naybers. Boo! We did hab burgers yesterday so that was gud. Hope U and ur famibly have a gurat day.
That was my attempt at Zaidie speak. Happy Labor Day every Pup and Peep!
Nayber Day sounds like a way better day than Labor Day! Maybe we all gotta go bark at our congress peoples and get it changed.
I like the sound of Nayber Day, too!!
Habby Nayber Day, Z-Pup!!! Happy Labour Day, too! (Or Labor Day as we say down here!) I'm with Pepper, I think naybers deserve a day when they can be nayberly and burn MEATZ™ fur their favfurite furry furiends!
Happy Nayber Day to you to Z-pup! I bet it is one of Zaidie's MEATZ of the Day™ busiest holidays. Your shelves must be empty.
Happy Nayber Day! It does sound better then Labour Day! I think I will spend next Nayber Day at your house Zaidie. Eating meatz and chasing kitties sound like lots of fun.
I definitely like the sounds of Nayber Day! Any day to eat meatz and chase kitties is fine by me!
You are makin me BOL!
But dood, have you Efur even heard of PUNK-U-A-SHUN?
*this was typed from a motel room near My farm in Cowlorado.*
Habby Day Aftur Wabour/Nayber Day, Pupses!! Here it wuz da furst day ob skool fur all da kidses AN' Dadda r on baycayshuns dis week, so we r duin' all kindza guy stuffs! Dis wuz 'Take Yur Hazurdus Waste an' yur Stywofoam tu da Dump' Day! It wooda beened fun, 'cept Dadda maded Momma come an' hur wuz weal cwabby!!
OMD!! ZOE! How yu r duin'? How yur farm r duin'? Punk-U-WHUT??? BOL! Fanks fur dwoppin' by!
BOL Zaidie sounds like you had quite an eventful one. Lots of love,
I'm in favor of any holiday in which I get meatz!