April 7th 2013 4:41 pm
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"Hewwo. Yu hab weached da iBone ob Zaidie Webi Gee. Zaidie Webi Gee speekin'. How I may helb yu?"
"Z! It's me, Zoe!"
"Zoe fwum Idunno! How yu r duin', sweet gurl??"
"Good, Z. I'm good. Listen, I was just on Dogster and I noticed your new background. You lose a bet or something?"
"Wose a whut, Zoe? Whut yu r tawkin' 'bout?"
"Your background. It's all flower-y and girl-y. What's up with that?"
"Oh, dat! Well, I fot it mite helb my Momma feel bedder an' yu kno' whut dem say,"If da Momma r nod habby, den no pup nor peeple r gonna be habby."
"Oh, shoot. You got that right, Z. Daddy keeps a secret stash of tv dinners in the freezer. He knows which side his bread's buttered on. Or something. BOL :D"
"BOL! Yu kno' it, Zoe! Hey, wanna go out on a date??"
Oh, man, Z!! Let's just not go there, okay??"
"'kay, Zoe. BOL! I jus' wike messin' wif yur cute lil' head!"
"*sigh* You got me."
"I gedded yu gud! Fanks fur callin'! Bye, Zoe!"
Zoe and Zaidie sittin in a tree
K I S S I N G!
No, HD, no! Dere r no kissin'! 'Sides, I r nod 'llowed tu cwimb twees an' I r pwetty shur Zoe r nod 'llowed tu, iber :D
MEN, can LOVE FLOEWRS TOO !!!!!!!!!!
Some of the finest gardeners were..,a nd are men.
Flowers are beautiful !!!!!!!
Fwicka, I kno' dat! I pee on pwetty fwowers all da time :D
Yu need a Bodka Dwip™, my fwiend??
Growlmy was doing OK until she read about how you water the flowers, Zaidie...then I heard a huge BOL! Cause I do that too...us dudes have a big responsibility to care fur those flowers and plants, esp in times of drought...BOL! tee-hee!
By the way, your page is fun to see! Its a joyful pic of spring and what pup doesn't like spring?
I wuff it Zaidie. But I'm a gurl. Hay, yu did nod ask me out on a date. What r up with dat?
At least your mommy knows how to change your background, Z-pup! And my mommy likes it. So mommy's happy. Your work is done. BOL!!!
I don't know HunBun, dat are kinda girly. Not only are dere flowers, but dey is blinking too. Are you gonna change it from da house of haggis and scotch to da house of flowers and girly junk?
Mom loves your page and says flowers are nice!!
We love your new background Z-Pup where did your mom find it?
Ah, Zaidie, you are a good pup to your momma! Way to go!
Z! Knock it off with the April Fools day tricks. No dates, get it? Got it? Good.
Yeah, your page does look purdy. Lil too much Pink for my taste. But to each their own. BOL!
Nice page Zaidie! I love sniffing round in the flowers. How come you never asked me on a date when you were over here drinking your scotch on our St Patrick's Day trip? Am I not pretty enough? (Sob)
Your page is pretty cute!
So, why didn't you ask me out? I'm a girl - no need to answer, we know.
Wadies, wadies, wadies...Dere r pwenty ob Z-Pup tu go 'wound! An' yu r all STUNNINGWY BEEYOOFUL!! Jus' form a orderwy line ober dere→, 'kay? Den one at a time, pweeze!
Thats OK Zaidie, I will just head up your way, pick you up and haul you to Oklahoma!
Z! You're gonna have to take up jugglin with all the grrls that wanna date you!
I kno', Zoe! It r unbewiebable!! Hey, wadies, no fightin'!!
I always stop to sniff the flowers. Since I'm a boy I then pee on them. BOL.