~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ I wuz taggded, kind ob! ~

October 28th 2012 12:36 pm
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Hey, pupses! My gud fwiend Winkie, fwum San Banfwisco, wuz taggded an' him habbed NO idea whut da heck wuz goin' on, so him asked hims big bwofur 'bout it : "Hershey, I wuz taggded. Whut da heck r go on??" Hershey 'spwained it tu him!

Him telled Winkie 'bout dose olden days on Dogster, back when us pupses wived off da wand, maded our own fudz an' an' habbed tu walk twenny miles each way tu da bet's obbice an' onwy pwayed wif wocks an' stix cuz toyz hab nod yet beened inbented! Weally :D

Dere wuz WOTZA taggin' goin' on back den an' when yu gedded taggded, it meened yu habbed tu answer sum quesshuns, bud yu did it in yur Dogster Diawy, so dat yur fwiends cood wead yur answers an' wern eben more way kewl an' innerwestin' fax an' junk 'bout yu! Sounds wike fun, wite?? Ob corse it duz! If yu wead dis, consider yurselb taggded, *bud onwy if yu wanna be taggded* Copy da quesshuns intu yur diawy an' answer dem. Yu can eben ask yurselb yur own quesshuns an' I r pwetty shur yu will answer! So wet's ged tu it!

1)What colour is your collar?

- BOL!!! Witch collar??? O.M.D. I hab 'bout twenny, bud dis day I r wearin' my 'I will nod chase skwerls' collar. Momma finks dat by wearin' it, I agwee tu NOD chase dem! BOLBOLBOL :D Hur r so cute when hur r guwwible!

2) What kind of food do you eat?

- Aftur all da wecalls an' junk wegardin' dog fudz, Momma 'cided tu take madders intu hur own hands. Now I eat sumfing called 'Urban Wolf'. It r a dehydwated mix ob all kindza beggies an' fwoots an' uber gud stuffs. It ged wehydwated an' mixed wif cooked MEATZ™ - any kind ob MEATZ™ Sumtimes it r chiggen an' sumtimes it r gwound beefs an' sumtimes it r steak!! It geds measured out intu daily porshuns an' it can be fweezed! It r ezee tu make an' tastee??? OMD, pupses! Can yu say 'LISHUS??

3) What are your favourite treats??

- Wite now I r toadawwy intu sum cookies called 'Doggy Delirious' by a company in WA called, 'Wet Noses Inc.' Dem r shaped wike bones an' dem come in all kindza fwabours wike cheez an' apple&cinnamon an' pear&mint an' sweet 'tato an' peenut budder an' pupkin an' cawwot&cwanbewwy! Dem hab NO corn, NO wheet, NO soy pwoducks, NO pweserbatibes an' NO, I r nod bein' payded tu 'dorse dis pwoduck, 'cept if I wuz I wood wanna be payded in MEATZ™, bud I bet yu awweady knowed dat :D

4) Do you have a Valentine or a significant other??

- Well, ober da yeers I hab twied tu werk da Z-Pup magik on a couple ob wadies here on dis Dogster fing. Howeber, my efforts hab beened in bain. No pup wants tu be wif da Z-Pup. Dem uze all kindza 'scuses 'bout how dem r nod 'llowed off-weash an' how dere Mommas will nod wet dem date 'til dem r older an' junk. I unnerstan. Weally, I du. Bud it still hurts dis LWD's hart. 'Scuse me, pweeze. *sob*

5) Are you ever fed table scraps??

- It r a cold day in...Ooops. I meen, no. Sumtimes I ged a taste ob chiggen or steak, bud dat r it. My LWD tumtum r bery sensitibe an' sumtimes I ged da urkagurkas if I hab maded a bad decishun, fudz-wize. R kitty poop considered table scwaps??


*Dere r more quesshuns, bud I du nod wanna bore yu pupses outta yur cute lil' heds. If yu wanna tag yurselb, pweeze du so an' stay tuneded fur more fascinerwatin' fax 'bout me, Zaidie :D

 
Barked by: Lucky Isabella (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 2:35 pm

Mom and Dorothy remembers back when Dogster was young and wild. She says it was more down-to-earth, whatever that means. It's the first time we've seen a tagging in years!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 3:15 pm

Oh, yeah, we 'member the Dogster good ol days too.
I may play tag with you, but I am wearin the same piece of bailin twine I had when I played tag afore. Most of my answers would be the same.

And Z, you jus opened a huge can o' worms with your answer to number 4. EVFURRY girl on this Dogster thing wants to be yours. We've All got a 8x10 glossy of you hangin in our crates.
Barked by: Cricket (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 3:26 pm

OMD I can nod bewiebe my eyes!! Is a Dogstew tag!! I has heerd ob deen afore bud neber seed won!! Dis are mazin! I may jus du dis tagging fing!!!
Barked by: Jerri W

October 28th 2012 at 3:44 pm

Zpup! Sophie Claire here! What you mean no girlies wanna be your gurlfuriend????? Are you interested in a beautiful GSP with velvet ears?????
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 4:04 pm

Hey, seddle down, wadies! Dere r 'nuff Z-Pup tu go 'wound :D

Zoe, whut can ob werms? I du nod see it :D
Barked by: Cricket (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 4:05 pm

Werms r fun tu pway wif!! Untiw mommy comes outside and tews me to stup cuz id's gwoss!!
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 6:34 pm

You told the story WAY better than Hershey did, Zaidie! BOL!!!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 9:16 pm

What da fur? Dat answer nummer 4? Maybe you should try wooin' a LWD girlie from the Lone Star State, HunBun... cuz once you go Westie, then you gots the bestie!!
Barked by: Luna (Dogster Member)

October 28th 2012 at 10:58 pm

Zaidie, I r sowwy but momma tode me dat I kould nod be yur gurlfwend becux I r tu young tu date. I welly want tu bud mom said dat I culd nod. I objekted, I toed hers dat wer nod fare an dis wittle white dog dat r far awey in a wand called Cananada and hims r wooking fur a gurfwend dat wives in Southern Califurna an dat r me. Hers still said NO! So as mush as I wanna be it r nod tu bee untill I r 18 yers old. Can yu wate until den?
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 29th 2012 at 1:04 am

BOL Finn, agreed!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

October 29th 2012 at 7:22 am

"once yu go Westie, den yu gots da bestie!!" BOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOL, Finwey :D O.M.D. I r waffin' so hard I jus' 'bout peed my kilt :D BOLBOL!!


I can wate 'til yu r 18, Wuna! I du nod wanna ged awwested or anyfing :D
Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

October 30th 2012 at 7:23 pm

OMD, a tag game! Dese were SO fun! Zaidie, I'm pretty sure you could get any girl dog you wanted on dis dogster fing!

 

Zaidie


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