~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ Momma an' da walk ob HORROR ~

September 24th 2012 11:23 am
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It r a tip'cal fall day here in souf-western Ontawio - kewl 'nuff dat da peeple need wear a jacket, bud nod so kewl dat dem r stuffin' dere LWDs intu fweaters an' junk. Da sun r pwayin' hide-an-seek wif da cwouds an' dere r wotza weafs on da gwound, holdin' in all kindza wunnerful smells an' stuff. In uber werds, it r da perfek day fur takin' yur pupses fur a walk afore yu ged bizzy duin' borin' peeple stuffs.

Momma gedded weady while I did dis : *eyeroll* an' wated fur hours while hur founded da wite shooes an' sungwasses an' filled hur pocket wif poop bags. Den, boila : we wuz weady tu hed out da door. I, ob corse, hab beened stuffded intu da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Tortchur™'. I weally du nod wike dat fing. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bud I digwess.

Finawwy, we wuz on our way. Momma sed,"Which way should we go, HunBun?? You choose the route today!" WOO-HOO :D So dere we wuz, me pullin' wif all my stwenfs an' LWD muscles an' stuff, twyin' tu see an' smell eberyfing awong da way. Momma sed dat r called 'NOD COOPEWATIN', bud I call it 'simpwy bein' a pup' :D

I wuz pullin' one way an' Momma wuz pullin' da uber way when all ob a sudden, da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Torchur™' swipped off me, Zaidie!! I wuz FWEE! Yup, no weash or nuffin!!! Momma maded sum kinda weerd noize I hab neber heered afore :O Bud bein' fwee did nod feel tu gud. It wuz kinda skeery. I fwattened myselb 'gainst da gwound an' Momma frowed hurselb on top ob me. Hur pichured me wunnin' fwee an' geddin' wost or, eben werser, bein' squishded by a car! It wuz horr'ble!

Hur scoopded me up an' telled me I wuz a bery gud boy. Den hur huggded me, bud nod tu tite, an' pudded me back intu da Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Tortchur™. Hur fot,"Okay. We can either continue on and walk off the stress or we can run home and flip out and imagine all the ways that could have ended badly..." We keeped walking! An' I choosed da woute we taked!
We went past my nemesis' howse. Him r a yappy, bud bery cute lil' Sheltie who sez,"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" ebery time him sees me :D I say,"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!" wite back at him wheneber I see him. It r fun! Weally noisy, tu! In fak, if dem see us afore we see dem, dem go da uber way! BOLBOL :D

Now we r home an' Momma r twyin' tu bweafe an' wewax. I hookded hur up tu da pwototipe fur da all nu 'Quintuple-Stwenf Bodka Dwip™' witch r nod eben abailable 'til da furst week in December! Hur r westin' comfortabwy an', dis nite, when Dadda geds home fwum werk, we r gonna weenact da hole ugwee incident an' see whut wented wong wif da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Torchur™'. I say we shood frow it out, ged wid ob it, bud dat r jus' my 'pinion :D Bud I r weally gwad I r nod wost nor squishded!

 
Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 4:13 pm

OMD Zaidie!!!!! My little heart stopped when I readed the part about yur "Belt" cummin undun! Did yur pantses fall downed an that was why yu were huggins the grounded???

Yur poor, poor, Momma did not need the stress of that! Take good cares of her so she don't get up on da ceiling agains.

Relieved everything was ok in the end LWD!
Barked by: ♥ Doo ♥ (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 4:19 pm

WOW! you're a real Houdini Z-Pup. (him was a man who could get out of ANYTHING!) Glad you didn't get lost or squished either! There would be major crying here on Dogsterville. :(
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 4:42 pm

Loosin your Buddy belt would have been bad if, like Milton said, your pantses falled down. 'Course then you couldn't run very good maybe, with your pantses down 'round your lil kneeses.

We don't want you to be losted or squished!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 6:06 pm

Wondering if the "wardrobe failure" had anything to do with Zaidie in the first place ? Just wondrin...
Barked by: LouLou de la Labradoodle (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 6:44 pm

I ate one of the red Buddy Belts ob Horror an' Torchur™ that Tiger & Charlie wear! BOL I couldn't find my usual favorite snack (Mom's glasses), but someone - not naming names (Dad) - left the BB low enough where I could get it! It's leather! It tastes gud! Maybe yu shud try it. Yur LWD teef could destroy that Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Torchur™ too!
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 7:11 pm

Sounds really scary. Glad you survived. Now go take care of your administer Bodka Dwip™ medication as needed.
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 7:12 pm

Sounds really scary. Glad you survived. Now go take care of your administer Bodka Dwip™ medication as needed.
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 7:13 pm

care of your MOM AND administer
*edit*
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 7:13 pm

care of your MOM AND administer
*edit*
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 8:04 pm

Fanks fur dwoppin' by, eberypup!

"Wardrobe malfunction" BOLBOLBOLBOLBOL, Fwicka!! Momma finks it mite hab beened hur falt, bud hur can nod wemember if da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Torchur™ wuz buckled or unbuckled when hur went tu pud it back on me aftur it 'felled' off.
Den hur fot dat mabbe it swipped off cuz I getted bwoomed, nod dis day, bud yes'day, an' Bob takeded off 'bout 10 pounds ob furs fwum my LWD body. Shur, Momma. Bwame my guy, Bob! NOD nice, yung wady!

Pupses! I du nod wear pantses! Du NOD go puttin' any cwazee, nutzo ideas intu my Momma's hed!!

WouWou! I neber finked ob eatin' it! Dat r a gwate idea, sweet gurl! Way tastier dan gwasses :D Yikes, I r chatty dis nite! BOL :D
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 9:01 pm

Zaidie, are you getting enuff to eat? I mean, there was that whole Vegan episode, and now your belt goes slipping right off your LWD bod?? You're wasting away!!

Oh no! I just caught my mommy looking at Buddy Belts online! Mommy! GO LOOK, out the window!! I think there's a giraffe out there!!!! BARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 9:23 pm

BOL, Winkie...we have a new baby giraffe at our local Zoo,and that is not meant as a distraction either...her name is ...um I furgot, but if you all look up Binder Park Zoo, perhaps there are pics online...
I think you would love to go fur a walk there, Zaidie, but no pups alloweded there unless you are a therapy or seeing eye pup...shucks!

I, too am evfur so glad you are still whole and hearty..and not OMD!! Unthinkable:(

I would have gone a running at full throttle, BOL! You are way more 'bedient than me...good fur you and now relax and have sweet dreams...
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 10:12 pm

The baby boy giraffe is called MOSI !!

I have a non dogster friend who lives in Bellevue. The zoo looks really nice!
Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 10:45 pm

I has a harness kinda like dat, but it is called a harness... I've gotta wear dat when we goes fur a walk cuz I pull like sled dog and then I quacks kinda like Donald Duck if I just has my collar on... I've never gotten it off, but I have slipped my collar off when I've gone out front to do my bidness...

And I do just like you do when that happens-- I flatten down and wait fur her to put it back on...

Momma sez dat is so different from her bassets-- they would have taken off and she woulda had to chase after them.
Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 2:45 am

that sure does sound scary glad you are ok
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 5:47 am

Woofs! What an excitin' walk! Glad you are ok!
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 6:42 am

Wardrobe malfunction, tee hee! Did your momma maybe have one too many bodka drips? Just asking and glad you are ok!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 7:47 am

Whut r up wif us fwattenin' ourselbes wike dat, Finwey?? Anypup kno' why we du dat?? Mabbe cuz we r skeered, tu, an' we want tu hide??

BOL, Buddy! No Bodka Dwips™ afore 5pm EST! Dat r da wule here, so we can nod bwame any adult beberwages on dis one :D
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 8:22 am

I've had that happen when one time when my harness came off because it was new, and it was too big for me. Mommy never used that harness again, but I'm a good dog and I did not run. However, Angel Zoom Smokey got out of her collar and she took off. As I've said many times, she is not a good dog.LOL I'm glad you are okay, and I'm sure your Mommy was terrified!
Barked by: Buddy Morris (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 8:51 am

Whewwww that was a close one Zpup! We all have harness so Mom is going to check them out and make sure they all work right. Mom normally walks 2 or 3 dogs at once so if that happened to her she would passout right there!BOL I think you could feel the fear in your mom and that's why you flattened!
Woof, Buddy
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 9:49 am

Glad there still is a Z-pup in Canada, not lost or squished. My harness has come of twice. But just like you I just stayed there and let the silly humans fumble with it until they got it back on correctly. Now Hampster is another story. He got out of his harness once and Mum had to chase after him fur 2 blocks. Finally caught up to him (he slowed down and let her catch him, such a Momma's boy!). She makes certain that our harnesses fit right, especially after the groomer!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 12:56 pm

I got it now!
There is a baby boy giraffe there called Mosi...but there was a little girl (HA!) born there too, and her name is Mkia, which means big or tall. I think she is a wee bit younger than Mosi.

BP Zoo has been there since 1977, and is a great place to visit if you are in this area. Growlmy used to take boss-boy and unfurbro there when they were little dudes, and they loved to get to ride on the little train that was there...and still is!

Hope your harness stayed on today, Zaidie!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 6:34 pm

ACK!!! Z-pup, I am SO GLAD you're not a pup pancake!!!!!!!!!!!
Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 6:43 pm

HunBun, I's not sure why we goes all flat like dat, but Whitley duz it too.... maybe it's a LWD thing???
Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

September 25th 2012 at 9:28 pm

Yeah, I does it too HunBun. And I look at my momma like, put da collar back on me dummy. BOL!
Barked by: Gail W

September 26th 2012 at 12:54 pm

Barked by: JAKIE, ALWAYS IN MY HEART (Dogster Member)

September 26th 2012 at 12:55 pm

Sure glad you stopped and lay down - that'd be horrible if you got flattened.

We'd be very upset if anything happened to you Zaidie!!!!

 

Zaidie


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