~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ Zaidie, Barf an' da Owympik Twials ~ Part 2

July 5th 2012 9:03 am
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"BARF!! How yu r duin' my fwiend??"

"I'm not doing well, Zainie. The Olympics are serious business and here we are clowning around with a kiddie pool!! Ted, get me my pills NOW!"

"'Cept I r Zaidie, nod Zainie, Barf. Why yu need pills??"

"Because I'm losing my mind and my credibility."

"Barf, eberyfing r gonna be fine. Yu jus' wie wite here on my Momma's wounge chair an' I r gonna set yu up wif a Bodka Dwip™. Dis r gonna be fun!! Wook! Da af-weetes r geddin' off dere bus wite now! Da twials r gonna start soon!"

*Zaidie westie-struts off to greet the athletes*

"Well, hewwo an' welcome tu my pwace!! We r honured tu hab yu here! I hope my way kewl pool r up tu yur standards!"

*crowd of ladies gathers around*

"Awwww, look at the little white dog!!"..."OMG, he's SO cute!"..."ACK *thud*" "Where's my camera???" "OMG, is he REAL???"..."TOO cute!"

"Wadies, wadies, pweeze. Seddle down. Dere r pwenty ob Z-Pup tu go 'wound! How 'bout if yu take turns holdin' me???"

"Me furst!! *grabs Zaidie and heads towards the pool*



************End ob Part 2**************

 
Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 9:12 am

BOL! You are a real cutie HunBun!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 9:38 am

HD puts his paws on his hips, shakes his head and tells Sophie Claire, I can't believe that Z-pup likes to swim, but look at all them ladies!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 10:28 am

Oh-Oh!! BOL!
You got them under your spell, Zaidie!!
BOL!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 12:22 pm

I have a feelin you are gonna be gettin wet.
You got your trunks on, right?
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 3:38 pm

WTG, Zaidie, yous got those girlies under your control!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 4:26 pm

We always thought you were a ladies man!

~
Barked by: Mini Mischief (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 7:01 pm

Zaidie, who grabbed you first?! It's a mystewee!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 8:50 pm

Fanks fur dwoppin' by, pupses!!

Momma wanted dis story tu wap up quikwy cuz hur habs ideas fur uber ones, bud it seems tu be geddin' kinda compwicated. BOL!

Zoe! I r nod gonna be fwimmin'! I r 'media' at ebents wike dis!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 9:33 pm

BOL!! That's the story of your life isn't it, Z-pup Lady-Killer?!
Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 11:23 pm

HunBun-- you should try swimmin'-- look at all the girls those cute swimmers get!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

July 7th 2012 at 1:02 pm

I see trouble in your future when Luna finds out that other pups are pawing "HER" Zaidie - BOL, BOL
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

July 7th 2012 at 6:39 pm

Don't get too tired sharing yourself, Z-Pup.
Barked by: Luna (Dogster Member)

July 7th 2012 at 8:03 pm

Oh Coco Wose, Zaidie an me r nod "togedther" at weast I du nod fink we r. I fink we r juss fwiends, wite Zaidie? Hims has tu mnay gurls chasen hims. Bud, if hims eber wants a exclusive gurl fwend, I wood bee habby tu fill da job.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 8th 2012 at 9:23 am

Wuna!! Momma sez I r tu yung tu hab a sewious gurlpupfwiend! I take dat as a oppowtunity tu pway da feeld!! BOLBOL :D

 

Zaidie


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