July 5th 2012 9:03 am
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"BARF!! How yu r duin' my fwiend??"
"I'm not doing well, Zainie. The Olympics are serious business and here we are clowning around with a kiddie pool!! Ted, get me my pills NOW!"
"'Cept I r Zaidie, nod Zainie, Barf. Why yu need pills??"
"Because I'm losing my mind and my credibility."
"Barf, eberyfing r gonna be fine. Yu jus' wie wite here on my Momma's wounge chair an' I r gonna set yu up wif a Bodka Dwip™. Dis r gonna be fun!! Wook! Da af-weetes r geddin' off dere bus wite now! Da twials r gonna start soon!"
*Zaidie westie-struts off to greet the athletes*
"Well, hewwo an' welcome tu my pwace!! We r honured tu hab yu here! I hope my way kewl pool r up tu yur standards!"
*crowd of ladies gathers around*
"Awwww, look at the little white dog!!"..."OMG, he's SO cute!"..."ACK *thud*" "Where's my camera???" "OMG, is he REAL???"..."TOO cute!"
"Wadies, wadies, pweeze. Seddle down. Dere r pwenty ob Z-Pup tu go 'wound! How 'bout if yu take turns holdin' me???"
"Me furst!! *grabs Zaidie and heads towards the pool*
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BOL! You are a real cutie HunBun!
HD puts his paws on his hips, shakes his head and tells Sophie Claire, I can't believe that Z-pup likes to swim, but look at all them ladies!
You got them under your spell, Zaidie!!
I have a feelin you are gonna be gettin wet.
You got your trunks on, right?
WTG, Zaidie, yous got those girlies under your control!
We always thought you were a ladies man!
Zaidie, who grabbed you first?! It's a mystewee!
Fanks fur dwoppin' by, pupses!!
Momma wanted dis story tu wap up quikwy cuz hur habs ideas fur uber ones, bud it seems tu be geddin' kinda compwicated. BOL!
Zoe! I r nod gonna be fwimmin'! I r 'media' at ebents wike dis!
BOL!! That's the story of your life isn't it, Z-pup Lady-Killer?!
HunBun-- you should try swimmin'-- look at all the girls those cute swimmers get!
I see trouble in your future when Luna finds out that other pups are pawing "HER" Zaidie - BOL, BOL
Don't get too tired sharing yourself, Z-Pup.
Oh Coco Wose, Zaidie an me r nod "togedther" at weast I du nod fink we r. I fink we r juss fwiends, wite Zaidie? Hims has tu mnay gurls chasen hims. Bud, if hims eber wants a exclusive gurl fwend, I wood bee habby tu fill da job.
Wuna!! Momma sez I r tu yung tu hab a sewious gurlpupfwiend! I take dat as a oppowtunity tu pway da feeld!! BOLBOL :D