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Zaidie's 4th Annual 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade - Part 2March 30th 2012 9:47 am[ View A Comments (27) ]
"Good afternoon, everyone. This is Channel 5's Bartholemew Nolan coming to you live from the 4th Annual 'Zaidie's Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. It looks like things are about to get started, wouldn't you say, Zaidie?"
Whoo-hoo! Loved the part about the horsie turdies...BOL! This is a great parade, Zaidie! Are there going to be any drum corps? You know to go with making drum rolls fur all da 'portant junk... Gotta go and see if there are any leftovers on the parade route...um...from doze horsies, and da MEATZ™ crew... Woofs! WoooooHOOOO!! I love a parade!! :: gets himself a bag of pupcorn and a Pupsi, noses through the crowd to get a curbside vantage point :: Woo Hoo look at all the plaid! You guys in Canada really know how to put on a parade. The Meatz are all furtastic. Can't wait fur the 2nd half of the parade. Hey!! Der is no Schnauzer pups in dis here parade...It jus Westie pups!!! What are go'n on here!!! Hey, Sophie!! Jus' seddle down, sweet gurl! Da pawade r onwy half ober. Yu neber kno' whut r gonna habben in my diawy, wite?? Yu jus' wate :D Wow! We've seen pups ridin horsies and the grillin team and basketball playin Westies and a float toadally about the Meatz™ and so much plaid my eyes are spinnin! What in the world will there be next?! Great parade! And so-so coverage from Barf. At least he got your name right. Can't wait for the next part! Ebby's beady little eyes are about to pop out of her head as watches the parade from the sidelines. The ONLY way her Mommy would allow her come watch was if she watched from a inside a heavy-duty kennel with a leash on and wearing a muzzle! Mommy was taking no chances with all this meat around. Sophie Claire puts Harley D on her back so he can see everything going on! Holy moly, look at that Meatz floatz Sophie! HD hears somefur growling and he looks around and he tells Sophie that Ebby is in prison! We gots to break her out. OOOOOOH! I wanna be on that Meatz float! That sounds HEAVENLY! Is there a cheese float, too? (Rinky & her angel friends watch from above.) "OMD! Will you look at that! Hannibel Ebby is watching from the sidelines! HD step away from the kennel! The meat float is passing by and this is a dangerous time to be near Ebby! I repeat...DO NOT OPEN THAT KENNEL!!! This parade is great Z-pup! So glad you invited us. I know one thing for sure they're NOT gonna have...firewerks! They scare too many pupses!! Oh, gud gwief!! Yu r wite, Doo! No firewerks at dis LWD's 'Gotcha Day nod Birfday' Day Pawade, E.B.E.R! OMD!! R it eben safe tu be dere wif Ebby unner wock an' key?? Wun fur yur wives, pupses :O I kno', Zoe. I cood nod bewiebe dat aftur all dis time, Barf FINAWWY gedded my name wite :D Coco and Hobo are sitting at the curb watching the Woyal Canadian Mounted Powice Westies when suddendly Puffy, who tagged along, noticed the fresh horse poop falling to the ground. He couldn't contain himself and went running to it and started rolling in it. Luckily for him those Woyal Canadian Mounted Powice Westies really do know how to control their horses and they successfully navigated around him. Let's go see which pals of ours we can find. Oh look, there's Ebby locked up in a kennel with a muzzle on. How unfair!!! Come on Hobo we need to help my pal. Just as they are about to unlock the kennel, the MEATZ float passes by and Ebby faints. She's old COLD!! Hobo runs after the float, while Coco unlocks the kennel and removes the muzzle from Ebby. She sits on the ground and put's Ebby's head in her lap and licks her. After a few minutes Ebby comes to and apopears to be alright. At this time, Hobo comes back loaded down with various MEATZ and puts his collection down in Ebby's kennel. All three begin chowing down and continue watching the rest of the parade, together. O.M.D. Coco Wose! My werk here r duned :D Pawsum continuayshun ob da story, sweet gurl :D That was an amazing parade! Oh Coco, I thought you already left for New Mexico. I was home feeling very sad and lonely. Then,there you were in your pink hummer, at my door and we drove all th way to Canada to watch the parade. I could not let the MEATZ float pass and I knew Ebby was in good paws. Poor Ebby girl. She needed MEATZ to live. Sorry Ebby's pawrents. We needed to save her. Love it !!!!!!!!!!! Finley and Whitley, bein' head of the Grillin' Team (bein' from Texas and knowin BBQ like a cat knows bein' finicky) throw some more slabs o' brisket on the gwill and commence to fixin' some more MEATZ fer the crowd... "ATTENTION, GRILLMASTERS.... FIRE YOUR GRILLS... we's gots pups to feed!!" "Somebody keep those chickens, ribs, steaks, and briskets a'comin'-- we's gots us a HUNGRY crowd!!" Da only hard part about being head of da MEATZ Grillin Team is not eating all da MEATZ. But it are an important job, so me and Finley only test out most of da MEATZ. It are called QUALITEE CONTROL and it are an important job. I don't know how you put up with Bart. I kno', Riley. Dem du nod pay me neerwy 'nuff fur da junk I pud up wif fwum dis nut :D O.M.D. Whitwey an' Finwey!!! I fot I wecognized yu wadies!! Fanks fur helbin' out!! Mabbe a lil' less 'Kwal'ty Contwol' wood be gud :D I'm so glad I was able to attend the parade!!! Hang tite, DFB! Dere r wotz more tu come :D < waddles in after scarffing lots of fallen meatz and a plate no one was watching > ...burrrrrrrrp! wunnerfull parade! thank da grate Ol dawg dat yu dere to straten owt dat Bart guy. wut a joke... keep up da good werk Zaidie! What a gwate pawade Zaidie! The fallen meatz was the best part. WOWZERS....wut a gwate pawrade Z-Pup! So gwad dat me, Caffie, and DeeDee made the wong ole twip to Kanada to see this...can't wate for dat sekong half! Hmmm....Coco Rose you had to have dreamt the whole thing cause trust me....there is NO WAY Ebby would have shared that meatz with you! Trust me, I KNOW! She woulda snatched alla meatz outta Hobo's paws and she'da taken off running! She can't help it, she's severly 'sharing-challenged' when it comes to food! |
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March 30th 2012 at 10:51 am