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~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~
~ LWD fur sale ~March 27th 2012 2:44 pm[ View A Comments (33) ]
Yu r nod gonna bewiebe dis, bud wissen up anywayz, my fwiendses : *I* r fur SALE dis day! Wanna buy me? Momma sez I r WEEL cheep. Hur hurted hur back DUSTIN' junk da uber day. Yes, dustin'. Now hur r bery sore an' stiff an' moobin' BERY slow. Hur docktur sed :"Yu be ok, ebentuawwy, nice wady. Jus' ged a gwip."
Zaidie SIT... or Mum might mean it ! Get Well soon MamaW ! You can come hang out here in Troy,Oh at my place fur awhile. Dis tissues with Momma will blow over once she go to Bodka store!! I gots 6 kinds of treats and I gets sum MEATZ sum days. Not dis day though...Fenced in yard,Kitties around to bark at!!!It are gud here Z-pup!! My momma sympathizes... she hurted her back doing gardening-- trimming hedges and weed-whacking.... but she says you's welcome to come down and hang out with me... no pup is more high maintenance than I am! Hey, if ya come here, there is plenty of MEATZ™ outside, in the form of varmints...and inside ion da form of kitties...I need help dealing with Pipo, the smacky paw-ing feline... We gots loads to woof and barkj at, and the doggy doors means we can come and go by ourselves, I will teach you how they work... ...lets see, I think there are some pennies on the island cause unfur bro asked growlmy why they were there... Get well really soon, Momma G...back ouchies are no fun at all! Hey, even closer is my doggy cousin terrierist, auntie would just love another diggy dog, BOL! If you come to Texas to visit Finley and Whitley, you can drop by and see me for a bit when your done visiting them. :) Then you can come to Oklahoma and stay with me and Sophie Claire. Mom hurt her back too but she is using the bodka drip and its making her not care that her back is killing her! LOL Then you can go on my therapy dog visits with me! I gots 14 cents in my man purse. Our Mum has an epidural in the spine today in hospital ... she knows it probably wont work... but we shall see... not late to bed tonight.. she feels.......needs...... a Scotch Drip ! Momma says you're more than welcome to come here. But look out, Z-pup. She's likely to smother your cute LWD face with kisses and smooches. And she'll OOOOH and AAAAH over you, too. If you can stand all that, come on down! Zaidie my fwiend, yu can com tu wive at my hous. Momma just gaved me my awowance fur da week. I earned 5 US pennies. Are dat enough tu buy yu? Wast nite and dis night momma cooked us gwound beef an mixed it with our regular fud. I tooked me about 5 seconds to eated mind den I twied to eat Hobo's tu bud he goted mad at me. I du nod kno why. I pwomise nod tu eat yours. So tu wet yu kno, we ged wots of MEATZ here in sunny San Diego California. Zaidie, if you are going to be in San Diego you can head north to Seattle next. You can stay extra long here because your Unkle Paul is here and you can eatz Meatz™ at his place too. Z-pup, on your way from San Diego to Seattle, you're more than welcome here in San Francisco! You know that would make your mommy happy, and we can finish looking fur her heart! You're welcome here HunBun. You better be bringing some new toys for me though, and you are not getting my MEATZ. well you know that you are welcome to come to the city of Brotherly Love and we can share a cheesesteak togther. Hope your Momma feels better soon, hugs to you both:-) While you're visiting Petey you can swim across the river to our place. We have a fenced in yard, kitties all over the neighborhood, bunnies, birds, skunks, raccoons, those pesky tree rats and we get Meatz! Cause Hammy's on a limited diet, Mum makes us dinner with real Meatz sometimes. And we get 2 walks a day! Mum has a change bowl on the couter. Let me see how much we have and I'll get back to you. Hope your Momma is feeling better soon. Those backs can be cranky! You're welcome to come to Texas, LWD! What's one more to be let in and out and in and out and in out? Daddy LOVES all that kind of stuff with us while the momma works! We have ducks and guinea fowl and rabbits to chase, too. LWD, looks like you've got a slew of Texas pals to visit! You can just make the rounds. BOL To: Dr. Zaidie From: Nurse Pennie In my humblest opinion, you are doing the best for your Mother -- keep her moving. She may not want to listen to you, but who is the LWD in the family? When you can't get her to move, make sure to lay on her, a LWD heating pad. Zaidie, you could always come here! I have lots of varmints to chase and mom has a freezer full of MEATZ! OMD, yu pupses!! Yu all hab da pawsumest lives E-B-E-R!! Where I shood go furst?? Fanks fur all da offers. Wow. I r feelin' da wuff ♥ Dis day *I* r nod feewin' gud, iber :D Eberyfing r equal now. So far I hab urka gurka-ed twice, bud nod on a wug. Sowwy, Momma. Mabbe nexx time! I r werkin' on a Scotch Dwip™, Fwicka! Yur Mum r furst on my wist :D Aw, Zaidie, I'm sorry your tummy is upset. Eat some grass! That's what I do! :D I did, Winkie, an' I fwowed up WEEL gud :D I r on da woad tu wecubery! Your momma would NEVER sell you, even tho she's threating it. It's just cause she's not feelin good. Where'd her vodka drip go? Get her all hooked up to that and she'll forget all about gettin rid of ya. *whispers* Destiny, I kno' it, bud I r milkin' dis fur all it r worf :D No peeple can EBER bewiebe I r bein' notty :D "Hey, Momma! C'mere nice wady! I hab sumfing fur yu! Cwose yur eyes an' fink ob sumfing bery speshul wike...shopping fur shooes an' bagses an' cute lil' fweaters an' bwacewets an' more shooes an'...--BODKA DWIP™ installed an' weady tu go. Pweeze wefer tu manual an' pwess 'start-- My werk here r duned :D You can come and stay at my house Zaidie until your Mommy feels better. There is great walking trails, lots of food and lots of toys here and you don't even have to leave your own Province. :) How about coming to California and then to New Mexico with us for a week? You and your pals plus Hobo and my pals can all explore the wonderful lake and candy striped cliffs. After wards we can have a nice big bowl of Lamb Tripe It will give your momma a chance to recover. Can you be here by Monday? I hope your momma starts to feel better. Hugs and kisses, Coco Rose Momma was so excited to read you were for sell, she's been wanting a LWD but a Zaidie would be much better! Us four pups can put all our money together, so we have like a zillion million dollars...is that enough? Oh, did I mention Momma cooks MEATZ for us every meal!!! We'll be waiting in Alabama for you! Woof Woof, The Morris Pack O.M.D. Coco Wose, dat twipe r a fing ob beeyootee ♥ I can onwy 'magine how wunnerful it must taste :D Yu pupses r makin' it WEEL tuff fur me tu figur out where I shood go. I 'ppweciate ALL da offers. Dis r Woadtwip day fur me an' da 'wentses, bud I kno' dat we need ged back tu da 'Zaidie's Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. Barf r makin' my life a wivin' h*ll :D BWYW (bark wif yu wader) I want my own LWD! I have lots of room for you in my bed, toys, and meatz cooked any way you like it! Hope your momma feels better real soon. Love, Huey Zaidie, Sorry to hear about your Momma's back. Ouch! We have 3 doggies here to help you play, play, play. And Mom stocks up on big meatz too. Come on over sweet guy! Your pup pals, Kira, Zack and Magic Man Hope your Mom feels better real soon,Zadie! I`m sure once she`s back to her old self,she won`t even consider selling you---BOL! YAY! I r off da market :D All yu pupses wuz biddin' WAY tu hi! |
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March 27th 2012 at 3:28 pm