August 28th 2011 1:58 pm
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"Momma? I hab a lil' pwobwem, a diwemma, eben."
"Yikes! That doesn't sound good, HunBun. What's wrong?"
*eyeroll* "R yu eber gonna stop callin' me dose goofy, 'bawassin' names, Momma?"
"I doubt it, Fluff! Anyway, what's your dilemma and how can I help? By the way, the word you're looking for is 'issues', not 'tissues'."
"Oh, well, dat changes eberyfing. BOL :D Anyfur, I starded witin' in my diawy 'bout sumfing an' I r kinda werried dat I r nod gonna be able tu du it 'xactwy wike I tellded all my fwiendses. An' da wast fing on Earth I wanna du r disappoint dem cuz I wuff all my pup palses. Whut I shood du, Momma?"
"Hmmm, this *is* a tough one and I guess that since it's your diary, you don't want me reading it, right?"
"Dat r wite, Momma. Sum ob da stuffs I wite 'bout r jus' nod 'ppwopwiate fur a wady wike yurselb, wif all yur dewicate sensibiwities an' fings."
"Yeah, there's that, but I *do* clean up your -privacy, please- area and, when you're sick, I'm always there with you to clean you up."
"Yeah, bud dat r whut Mommas du. Diawies r diffwent."
"Okay, then, can you use an analogy to tell me? That might make it easier."
"Whut da heck r dat fing, Momma??? A 'nalogy?"
"Zaidie, just tell me, please?"
"Ok. Wemember when I wuz gibben da HUGE honour ob bein' da Dogster Dog ob da Week in May 2010?? An' da giffs an' congwatuwatory messages an' boneses wuz jus' pourin' in fwum all ober da werld all week? An' I twied so bery hard tu keep up wif da fank yu noteses, bud I gottded WAY ahind an' habded so much 'xiety an' junk dat I fot I wuz gonna 'splode?
Den yu maded up a wist ob eberyfing dat all my fwiendses sended tu me, so I wuz finawwy able tu ged tu werk on it? Bud it takeded 6 decades or sumfing tu du it an' while I did it I wuz bery gwumpy an' gwowly an' junk?"
"How could I forget, little wee guy? You were frantic. By the way, it only took 5 or 6 hours to get all the thank you messages done. I think you lost track of time after the first black-out you had.
Anyway, if you need to tell somebody something, it's best if you just get to it - get it over with and then deal with it. Does that make any sense?"
*big sigh* "It duz, Momma. Fanks."
Hi, pup palses. Dis r me, Zaidie, wif a swight change in pwans. Hab NO feer - dere r still gonna be a HUGE an' E-P-I-C 'End ob Summer Bash' here at my howse nexx weekend wif so much MEATZ™ an' uber 'licious stuffs dat we r all gonna 'SPLODE :D Bud we du nod need werry 'bout dat cuz my Momma will cween it all up when hur geds home :D
Anyfur, Bwake an' Fewix r still duin' da pwannin' an' junk. Howeber, I can nod fink ob a way tu hab all ob yu an' yur names in it wifout makin' da hole fing sound wike a list. I kno' I sayded dat all ob yu, eben pupses whu did nod RSBP, wuz gonna be incwuded. Yu *will* be dere an' yur lil' tummy r gonna be achin'! Twust me!
I r jus' fwaid ob furgeddin' tu incwude ALL my pup palses an' habbin' feewings ged hurt an' all kindza bad, sad stuffs. I r bery sowwy fur disappointin' yu guyses an' gurlses an' if Momma wuz nod such a wunatic 'bout gibbin' 'way my zeawies, I wood send ebery one ob yu sum MEATZ™. Fanks fur be my fwiendses ♥
Oh is dat all. Is no problem fur me. Long as I's still 'vited to da pawty--is better if you don' use my name. See, mama READS yer di'ry an I don' wan's her know what I does when she not 'round. BOL
I have an idea for you Z-pup....why dont you have one of those costume pawty's???? Then you wont really know what pups are there and what pups arent there so then you wouldnt be able to list all the names anyfur! Just an idea....
We will be happy to be there and eat meatz!!!!
woof woof, Buddy
It's okay Zaidie! No worries. I really don't want my brothers to know I'm comming cause I don't want them there and if they saw my name and not theirs, they would be so jealous and probably beat me up. So it's okay if you don't use my name. I know I'll be there and you know I'll be there along with ALL of our friends, it won't matter.
We wove you Z-Pup. It will all be good and FUN!! As long as there are our pals and MEATZ, that's all we need.
Looking forward to the MEATZ next weekend - went to White Castle today - enjoyed one for you! Happy planning and I know the party will be great with you and your Mom at the head of the planning list!
Hmmm, that is a dilemma isn't it Z-pup. Well what you could do is thank everybody in one diawry entry. Since what Luna said above, she don't want the siblings to know she went to your pawty without them so you could say something like..."I would like to thank all my palses far and wide who came to my pawty and helped make it a success...you know who you are." BOL How does that sound Z-pup? It's just a suggestion. ;o) This way everybody is thanked without listing everybody singly by name and this way you didn't have to use up all your zealies for thank you pressies. BTW, we'll be eating all the meatz at your house, so that's thanks enough for us. :o)
Z-pup just going to one of your parties is enough for Puffy and me. In fact, it's probably best not to mention us because Puffy and I can get a little wild from time to time and we may not want to remind everyone of the silly things we may have or may not have done (we're not confessing to anything) - BOL, BOL.
don' you worry your pretty liddle head, Z-pup! It's gonna be a gwate party, and everyone loves you, so don't worry!
no worries Zaidie.. we are here and will be around and love you :o)
Happy woofs, Jojo and sonja
Hey Zaidster, I knows what you means! I get all worred, too, about missin' stuffs and leavin' pups out! I've done that to poor Cooper and Redford a coupla times when they sent me nice commemortive pics! And you have tons more pals than me! Don't worry about me I am a wallflower and ok with that!
Z-Pup.....we're not worried about our names being menshioned, so don't worry your sweet little head about us. We're just looking forward to a famous Z-pup pawty!
Theres an old saying.... "No names.. no pack drill !"
STOP worrying Zaidie... and MamaW. STOP !!!!!!!!
This is meant to be FUN... not the prelude to a nervous breakdown and heart attack !!!!!!!
Slowwwwwwwwww .....breathe........ enjoyyyyyyyyyyy
friends dont need names.. or thankyous.
We love you.
What! You aren't gonna mention all 88 gabillyun of us by name!
That's ok, things did get a little out of paw once we all heard about the big shindig.
We just want to come to the pawty and eat Meatz™!
Can't wait for the weekend!
Don't worry your floofy white head, Z-pup! It's best that Momma doesn't know I'm there, too, cause I'm not supposed to eat MEATZ and cheese and all the good things in life, but since it's a special occasion, I figured I'd just live it up! *slings his back pack of cheese over his shoulder* I'm still coming, name or not!
NOT TO WORRY ZPUP! We don't care about names. We just comin to have lots and lots of funs.
Fanks, pupses ♥ I r all berkwempt an' stuff. Dat r Yiddish fur bein'chokeded up an' fillded wif all kindza feewings, if yu wuz wunnerin'!
Dat r a wate off my lil' LWD shoulders :) I gess I du wurry tu much.
Zaidie you prolly gets dat worryin too mush frum yer mama. Da mamas a'ways worries too mush 'bout silly stuffs.
Aw...Shucks...I hate seeing you in a pickle...or a barrel of MEATZ™ that you feel bad about...now stop your fretting, cause it doesn't help! I think Doo and Flicka had the best idea...we come as anonymous furends and who needs names...we want to have fun...and eat MEATZ™...and explode...and then of course we do not want to be recognized for that, BOL! I can't stay that long cause growlmy has to sneak me out of there to go to her job with the poor sad peeps in the old folks home, so maybe if I leave anonymously no one will miss me either...and,maybe I can convince her to sneak back over when she gets done...and maybe I can even be a nice pup and bring some MEATZ™ to them old folks to cheer them up, too...some of them love to see pups...um...I just thought of something...maybe I can sneak my kitties over there...I hear they like some MEATZ™ now and then...that would be even more reason not to be known by name...then I can't take any blame either!! BOL!! Nighty-night!
Don't worry HunBun! BOL! As long as I am at the pawty and my tummy is full of meatz then I am happy. :)
*sob* I wuff yu pupses ♥
It are ok Hun Bun. Long as I get the MEATZ I don't care!
Sophie and I aren't supposed to leave the yard without a grown-up, so we'd rather not have it listed that we attend the party, but we'll still be there!
As your security consultant for the pawty, I would prefer a list of the guests NOT be made- it could fall into the wrong paws! We won't be wearing visible ID, either- just microchips, if pups have them, and sniffng butts, all off-leash!And eating MEATZ, of course.
Don't you worry HunBun! I get the zoomies after eating some good foods, like "Meatz". Next thing you know I might be hanging from the lights, or zooming on the table! Sure don't want my name linked to that!!! Pawty, pawty, pawty.......
Awww...Dis r such a wewief, pupses ♥ Yu r wite, Chester. Whut wuz I finkin'??
Table tops wood be PAWSUM fur zoomies, Milton!! GWATE idea!
Z-Pup as long as there is Meatz it will be pawsome. I think it best names not be known ahead of time. I left the yard by myself yesterday and the momma had to come looking for me and she was not happy. I don't want her to find out I am attending your party, so we must keep it quiet!
*whispers* Ok, Abby...I hope yu did nod ged in tu much twubble, sweet gurl ♥
Zaidie, Zaidie, Zaidie. Don't you remember what happened at the last bash? The LAST thing we want you to be doing is namimg names!! OMD!!! Do us all a favor and tuck this little phrase into your vocabulary: "And then a guest (who shall remain nameless)..."
Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days, it's a problem free, philosphy, hakuna matata. Were you singin' it with me Zaidie?
R yu guyses bwinded by da cuteness dat r Zaidie da LWD?? Whut if I jus' wewite da fone book sumtime? Wood my twusty weaders eben notice?? :D
Save me some Meatz! Yummm!
We would notice!
Dogster has more fleas. I hope it works this time. I really didn't write anything 3 times.
Well Zaidie, you are very cute and me Luna sort of has a crush on you. I'm sure all of the single girl pups do too.
Awww...Fanks, Milton ♥
Dogster shur duz hab fweas, Luna, cuz it will nod 'llow me tu delete yur extwa comments dat sed nuffin :(
OMD! A cwush on me? Yu an' da single gurl pupses?? *thud*
BOL! I didn't mean to make you faint Zaidie.
Annudder thing to think about - if the pawty gets raided by the pawleese fur too much noise or 'sturbing the peas or sumpin, No Names is the best pawlicy.
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