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Cleaning

August 8th 2009 8:52 pm
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Sometimes I don't understand my humans. Tomorrow, Sunday, the human adult daughter and one of her friends are coming over for lunch. My momma and daddy are not the worlds best house cleaners so they wait until company is coming over then scramble like mad people to clean up the house. Daddy has been picking up his messes in the living room and momma has been stripping off the wax on the kitchen tile so it can be re-waxed.

If you ask me this is all a waste of time. I predict by the time momma gets the kitchen tile re-waxed and it dries that I will go into the kitchen and pee on the floor. It will be my contribution to this whole house cleaning - BOL

Puff

 

I played tag with Arleenton today

August 2nd 2009 1:49 pm
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Today, momma opened up the gate to Arleentons yard and invited our bunny sister to come out into the big yard and get some grass and exercise. Everything was going real well until both Coco Rose and I spotted Arleenton hopping around. Coco took off after her and of course I waddled as fast as my fat little legs would carry me right behind them. Arleenton high tailed it back into her yard so Coco went after her on one side and I cornered her on the other. Momma saw what was going on and tried calling us back to her but we ignored her. I went right up to Arleenton and touched noses with her, it was then that Coco came charging from the other side and scared Arleenton away. Arleenton did not like having two dogs playing the tag game with her at all so momma chased both Coco Rose and me out of the bunny yard.

She was fun to play with for the whole two minutes that the game lasted. Maybe next time we will be able to play a little longer.

Puff

 

In trouble once again

August 1st 2009 8:29 pm
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It started out as a very nice Saturday morning. Momma woke up early and let Coco and I out of our respective crates so we could get up on the daybed and snuggle with her. After daddy woke up momma went into the master bedroom and decided to clean out the closet. While she did this, she let Coco and I lay on the king sized bed. Fast forward a couple of hours and momma had to get ready for her Saturday afternoon lunch with her girlfriend. When she was ready, she noticed that I was sniffing around on the quilt that was on the bed. Thinking I had to go to the bathroom, momma picked me up and put me on the floor then she did the same for Coco. It was then that momma noticed the quilt was wet in the area that I had been sniffing at....

Yup, one of her loving doggies peed on the big bed.

Of course momma said "Puff, daddy is going to kill you!"

What? Kill me! What did I do?

It was here that daddy came into the master bedroom and said "What did he do?" (Small house - loud momma)

Momma was already in the process of stripping off the quilt and sheets when daddy asked that.

Daddy - What did he do?

Momma - All I know is one of them peed on the bed.

Daddy - Why weren't you watching them?

Momma - Do I look like I have eyes in the back of my head?

Daddy - Why were they on the bed?

Momma - Because they like to lay on it.

Momma - Look on the bright side, you will have clean sheets on the bed tonight.

Daddy - %$#@ dogs.

Momma - So, you want to move the memory foam mattress outside so it dries out?

Daddy - %$#@ dogs.

As if this wasn't enough, after momma got back from having lunch with her girlfriend, she and daddy took Coco and I for a car ride. Let me tell you I was SHAKING! Daddy held me on his lap and Coco was in her car seat. You know where we ended up at? The groomers! Yes, this makes bath number 6 in two weeks for me- sheesh! Riverside County is having mandatory water rationing so would one of you please call and report my humans for wasting water? There is a nice juicy steak in it for you.

Puff - innocent until proven guilty

 

Update

July 31st 2009 8:55 pm
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For those of you who do not know, I have had several different homes in my short life. The home I am in now is the fourth one that my humans know about. I have been passed along and finally ended up in an animal rescue group. When the lady from the rescue group left me at my new home I ran throughout the whole house looking for her but she never came back to get me. I was so scared that I would sit and shake wondering why once again I was left behind.

I have now been in my new home for 8 months - can you believe it? I still have some issues (going potty on the carpets remains one of them). I know my new momma goes to work and comes back at the end of the day, so I no longer sit and shake in fear. I am an excellent watchdog and have taught Coco Rose to "speak up" when someone approaches our house and you should hear the noise the two of us can make. It sounds like there are a dozen dogs behind our door, but it's only Coco and me - BOL, BOL. I'm really good at letting my human momma groom me which is a good thing because I seem to get alot of baths (did if mention I had yet another bath this week all because I rolled around in something and changed my hair color from white to brown)? I get along real well with Coco, Simba and Bay-Ling. I have yet to earn bunny playing priveliges but maybe someday....My humans give me lots of attention, feed me well, buy me treats and toys, but more than anything, I know they love me.


I'm happy - Puff

 

I'm so special

July 28th 2009 8:23 am
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I feel so special that Dogster has choosen my diary as one of the diary picks of the day. Thank to the great leaders of the Dogster pack for giving me this honor. You guys are the greatest!!!

 

Tummy problems

July 26th 2009 8:06 pm
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I still have an upset stomach and am having some potty issues (more so than normal). Momma says if I'm not better by tomorrow its back to Dr. Sierra I go. OH NO, I don't want that to happen.

Puff

 

My day today

July 25th 2009 10:26 pm
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I thought I had it made because Coco spent most of the afternoon at the vets so I had momma all to my self. I was so excited that I messed on the carpet a bit. Momma got out the carpet cleaner, then, it was into the bath tub I went. Yes, I am beginning to learn - crap on carpet, get a bath. I haven't figured out why this happens. Why does messing on the carpet result in getting a bath? Is this some new type of punishment? My trainer told momma and daddy that they are not to scold me for any reason so is this must be how the humans have decided to deal with me? All I can say is I'm one clean fellow, and I smell good too - BOL

Puff

 

Sorry daddy

July 24th 2009 8:17 pm
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I didn't know what to do...My stomach was not feeling well and I had to go to the bathroom really, really bad but daddy was out in the garage working. I did the only thing I could do, crapped all over the rug. When daddy came in he wasn't paying attention and managed to walk in it then track it through the house. By the time daddy finally noticed, the damage was done and let me tell you, I heard some very mean things being said. He really got upset when the carpet cleaner died and he could not get my handwork off the carpet. Daddy continued saying mean things about me and make Coco and I go outside while he went to the store and bought a new carpet cleaner. When he came back, he had to shampoo most of the carpet, clean his sandles off and told momma there was dog poo on the daybed. Momma pulled off the bedding and is currently washing everything. Daddy is still mad at me but he will get over it cuz I'm just a very lovable tyke - BOL

Puff

 

Ice Cream Tag

July 19th 2009 5:37 pm
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I've been tagged by my good buddies Josh and Bukka

I'm supposed to tell what kind of Ice Cream I look like and then tag ten other pup pals so they too can say what type of Ice Cream they look like.

Okay...I look like a full bowl of Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, not a little tiny scoop, but a bowl that is loaded to the rim with creamy Vanilla Bean ice cream. Vanilla Bean because it is the whitest ice cream available. On top of the ice cream are two tiny Oreo Cookies and a nice chunk of chocolate (eyes and nose).

No wonder my momma loves me, I remind her of her favorite ice cream.

 

Yup, I did that

July 18th 2009 7:47 am
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I don't like sleeping in my crate. When momma says "ni-night" Coco Rose runs into her crate, but I refuse to go into the sewing room so momma has to physically carry me there and then put me into my crate. Coco Rose has taken to barking at night to get one of the humans to let her up for water or to use the bathroom. The other night, Coco so nicely let herself out of her crate, then had the nerve to come over to my crate and laugh in my face before she climbed up on the daybed and went to sleep next to MY momma.

I was upset I tell you! I barked and carried on but neither of the humans got up. I finally peed in my crate. The next morning when daddy let me out, I climbed up on the daybed and proceeded to give my momma sweet doggy kisses. She immediately felt I had a wet paw, got up and felt my mattress in my crate. The fact that it was soaked confirmed her guess.

Momma took the mattress out of my crate, removed the soggy foam and sprayed it with some stuff that is supposed to remove the urine smell. She put the mattress cover in the washing machine and, are you ready for this? Gave me a bath!!!!!

This is the third bath I've had within one week. The whole time momma was bathing me, she was muttering under her breath that she had to go to work and didn't have time for this $#&@. I just looked at her with my cute doggy face and gave her kisses. She then got out the blow drier and dried my hair and combed it out. I looked and smelled really nice.

Hopefully that will teach the humans to let me sleep with my momma! I don't like sleeping in the crate.

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