October 15th 2013 5:16 pm
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OMD – guess what we saw today? A herd of deer grazing at on someone’s property right by the cattle ranch: and a whole flock of wild turkeys. Toto, hurry up and come over here and you can have a grand ole time chasing and eating wild turkeys. They were all quite large and I’m sure one would fill your tummy nicely. If there is any other pups out there that would like to join us on a wild turkey hunt just come on over.
For those of you who would rather not have to pluck feathers, we have also had several squirrels hanging around and one of them is quite plump. There have also been lots of field rabbits and jack rabbits about.
For those who want a real challenge there are always the elk and deer but I suggest you team up with others in order to be successful in capturing your dinner. Everyone is welcome to stay here and hunt for as long as you like.
Puff, Mom is more of a BodkaDwip™ than a WildTurkeyDwip™ perso...ohhh, wait different kind of Wild Turkey. BOL.
I'm sending Pepper and Cutter to you. You can keep them over the weekend, the winter, furever...please choose the last option. BOL. So please water and feed your Howl-O-Ween package you will receive at the end of the month. *Misty heads off to pack up Pepper and Cutter this evening*
Mom: Misty, what are you doing?
*sound of tape gun stretching out and ripping it off*
Misty: Nothing Mom, just keeping Lucy Kitteh company in the garage.
Mom: Misty what are you doing in the garage? How did you get in there?
*Muffled barks, whines and frantic scratching is heard from the garage*
Mom: Misty, WHAT is going on out there? You'd better have an answer because I'm at the door.
*door opens, Misty's paw has tape still stuck on it from trying to mail Pepper and Cutter to Puffy, "sometimes" towards the end of the month...*
Misty: Mom, it was Scooter, I was trying to save them!!
*Mom untapes the box and lets Pepper and Cutter out*
Mom: Misty, your brother is still laying in the same chair inside, don't fib to me.
*Mom scoots all the dogs inside scolding Misty along the way*
Misty: grmblgrmblgrmblgrmblgrmblgrmbl...Ok Mom, I'm sorr..grmbl...so....off to bed!!
*Misty heads to bed knowing there is no way she will ever apologize*
OMD, dat sounds like some really good hunting!
Winkie's the hunter in the fambly. I'm sending him FedEx!!
Misty, better luck next time! BOL!!
REALLY good huntin'!! Only trouble would be decidin' where to start!
I'd start with my mortal enemies: the turkey birds!
I am coming right over. Mom wouldn't let me chase the deer that were in my yard, but I think she will be ok if I chased your deer way. By the way, feathers aren't that bad!
I r sick an' tired ob chasin' skwerls, so I r on my way, weady tu chase sum WEAL kewl stuffs!
(Ebby shoves her way passed Toto.) Gobble and venison beasts?!!! Lemme at them!
HEAY, Ebby, Watch it!!! Ask Beanie what happens when HE tries to shove me aside. I do not get shoved for ANY pup!!!
Turkey, you say???? Hmmmm, I had one of those last Fall, it was pretty darn good, too. And, Mom is going to a church supper Saturday night, the menu is ROAST TURKEY!!! Mom wants some sent this way, okay?
We STILL have NO email at all, nada, none from Dogster, it;s been over a month now so we are missing out on LOTS of Stuff, like Diary picks and birthdays and stuff like that, Boooo!
woo Hoo! sounds like fun, I'll get my brudders and we'll be there too!