September 8th 2013 8:07 am
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Yawn….Stretch…Yawn, Yawn…I’m worn out pups!!! What a PARTY it was! Last night around 11PM pupsies started heading for home with goodie bags that we put together for everyone. There were lots of bones, MEATS™, new stuffies, balls, Tawdry Terrier nail polish, meditation CD’s, water bowls and other nifty things to remind everyone of their time here in New Mexico.
We still have about 20 pups still sleeping as they couldn’t pull themselves away from the ghost stories that Winkie was telling. Nothing like dipping a beef rib in a container of Frosty paws while listening to Winkie tell his stories. Thank you Winkie for entertaining everyone!
Knock, knock, knock, - Excuse me someone is at the front door…
Daddy opens the door to find several angry neighbors standing on the concrete pad.
“Morning all, what may I do for you”?
“I’m the cattle rancher from down the road and there was a pack of wild dogs that broke into our beef herd and chased several of the cows away. Someone reported that you have a bunch of dogs and I was wondering if that is true.”
“I only have two dogs and here is one right down here – Puffy did you go chase this man’s cattle”?
“No daddy, I’m way to little to chase cattle, plus I have a bad knee so it would be impossible for me to do such a thing.”
“Well what about your other dog”?
“She is a small dog also, a little Shih Tzu so I don’t think she could have done it either. In fact, neither one of them ever leave our yard.”
The other angry people started talking out loud and one was a sheep rancher and the other was saying something about chickens but since they were all talking at the same time I was having a hard time understanding what was being said.
Daddy assured them that we were not the ones who did anything to their live stock but the beef rancher was shaking his head and saying there was even a report of a Lear jet had been parked in his pasture.
Daddy being daddy, couldn't help himself when he said "Well this is New Mexico so maybe it was an updated alien vessel." With that, daddy shut the door and looked at me and said I had a LOT of explaining to do, plus I was on restriction for stealing, can you believe it?
Oh well, whatever happens was worth it because it was a terrific end of summer party and I have lots and lots of left over Texas BBQ, MEATZ™, ribs, sausages and other yummy treats. I don’t even have to share them with Coco because she is missing. Yup, momma and daddy haven’t discovered that Hobo invited Coco to go back to California and hid her in his suitcase. I give Hobo 24 hours with her before he sends her back for being demanding, bossy and a total Princess – BOL, BOL
Thank you all for making this a great party. We’ll have to do it again after I get off of restriction – BOL, BOL
I'm going to go ask momma if she will drive my sleeping guests down to the train station when they wake up so they can get home safely without encountering any of those angry ranchers - BOL, BOL.
*Zaidie and the dancing girl-pups Conga-line past the angry mob*
WOO-HOO!! Wet's keep dis pawty goin', wadies!! Aftur dat quik nap I habbed, I r gud tu go fur anuber coupla days!! WOO-HOO! Wet's P-A-W-T-Y wike it r 2 fousand an' seben - da yeer I wuz borned!!"
*The angry mob storms the house, while the Conga line dances across the roof of the house*
OMD!!!! I knew something like this would happen while Mom had out of town guests here for the week. We missed the summer ending PAWTY in New Mexico!
We had our own human heavy PAWTY here last night. Smoked MEATZ™, Bacon, Ham, Chiggen, Cheeze Platter (yep a whole plate of Cheeze!), 'Tater salad (with bacon), and lots of Bodka Dwips™, we almost ran out of bottles to give guests.
Oh, did I forget to mention the MEATZ™ jerky Mom made for days?
Sorry the Papillon Pack didn't make the extravaganza! It sounds wonderful
Coco, while a diva, it very huggable. However, momma was not all that happy I brought home another mouth to feed. So, I regret to say, I must send her home on the next train. She will be home soon. Puffy, enjoy your time as an only pup while you can.
I still love you Coco. Until we meet again.
OOPS!! That last post was from me, not momma!
:: yawns, s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s, and looks around :: Hey Winkie, wake up! I think we're home! Oh, I do love a train ride!
That was some pawty! I furgot all about my boo-boos and stitchies! And lookit all the goodies Puffy gave us to bring home!
Thanks, Puffy!! That was the best pawty EVFUR!!!
I think I am in the doghouse. Coco's momma and daddy are really mad at me and the next time I go to New Mexico for a visit, they are going to keep Coco locked up.
I swear, we didn't do anything wrong. We just hugged. I'm really sorry. Please don't lock her up. She is going to be so mad at me, she might break up with me and I would DIE if she did that. I promise never to sneak her in my suitcase. But I must say one thing. It was her idea!! :::wink:::
Hobo, way, way back Coco was my first LOVE! We even had a Valentines day date, BOL! I was reading about that in my old diary last night. I ditched her when I realized she was such a Diva, just like Jenny and Hilda, both of which I also ditched!
Mom went out to gather the eggs this morning and... the hen house is EMPTY!! I just smiled.....
Hobo - I am disappointed in you. A real boyfriend stands up for his girlfriend no matter what. If I were you I would not be going around telling everyone that the suitcase thing was my idea.
Beanster - You ditched me???!!! If memory servers me right, I DITCHED YOU! Now STOP telling stories about me - no wonder you are still a bachelor.
Ebbers gots a hangover from eatin so mush meatz and me sniffer hurts from sniffin out rabbits.
Thank y'all for coming to my party and making it a big success. It was fun to watch everyone have a good time, dancing, barking, playing games, chasing live stock and other animals, swimming in the lake and all the other activities.
The timing couldn't have been better because the weather was quite nice...today it is raining. I hope everyone got home safely and all the personnel items left here will be mailed back to you sometime this month (water wings for Jethro, deer head for Buddy, Kayak oar for Toto, Beach ball for Whitney). There are some other items found here like the wee-wee wrap that doesn't belong to Puffy and the bathing suit but we don't know who to send them to. If you are missing anything just paw mail me and Coco and I will go looking for whatever it is that you are missing.
Puffy - still on restriction but daddy is wavering because I gave him a yummy steak. I foresee my restriction days will be ending shortly - BOL, BOL.
Ahh ya found MY Boy belt. I got plenty, if it fits, you can keep it cuz I didn't pee in it yet.
And, tell that Coco that her memory is off...NO ONE ditches the Beanster!!!
That were one pawsome pawty!