05/23/12 Vampire vet

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May 23rd 2012 7:41 pm
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Well this really stinks. I got pupnapped and taken to the vampire vet who took some of my blood without even asking my permission. Coco didn’t go with me instead she stayed home and chomped away on a brand new 3” Busy Bone while I was having my blood sucked out of my body.

When we were leaving the vets office momma bought me a new blue monkey stuffie and I felt so special until she picked up a green one for Coco. WHAT!!? She didn’t get her blood sucked out so why is she getting something? Momma looked at me and told me that when Coco goes to the vet and gets a new stuffie we always get me one too so it is only fair, so she claims.

When we got home Coco was still chomping on her Busy Bone so when she finally pigged out and was down to the last 1 inch or so left she went to get some water and that’s when I made my move. I not only took her green monkey I also took the remainder of that Busy Bone and when she got back she looked and looked all over for it and then she spotted me with my lips wrapped around her Busy Bone but it was too late as I hurried and finished it off – BOL, BOL You know I usually don’t take Coco’s treats from her but this was an emergency as I had to replenish my energy from the loss of blood, I hope she understands that.

And why did I take her green monkey? Because I wanted too, that’s why – BOL, BOL

Puffy

Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 8:02 pm

Busy Bones are to a dogs energy as orange juice is to humans when they get their blood sucked. You did what you did to keep from fainting.

Barked by: Hobo (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2012 at 10:08 pm

Dear Puffy, (almost brother-in-law)

I'm sorry you had to go through such torture at the vampire vet place. I think it is only fair that you got the last inch of the Busy Bone. I know how you feel. Every time momma gives me a bone, either Milo or Luna steal them from me and sometimes when momma brings new toy's home, she doesn't just bring one, she has to bring three. Guess what? I steal them as fast as I can and then I have all of them. So they steal from me, I steal from them. It's all good.

P.S. Coco, even though I support Puffy on this issue, I still love you the best.

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 3:11 am

oh noes blood, I sure hope they didn't take too much!!

Barked by: BUTTERCUP (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 3:22 am

Puffy.. i had to go to the vets yesterday also and had to leave blood.. but i didn't get not a treat one ! ummpf !

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 3:57 am

Oh Puff, that sounds terrible.
I hope you get your color back today. Wait, you're white, that is your color.
Oh, never mind.

That really wasn't nice of you to take CR's Busy Bone. You better watch your back.

Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 7:19 am

BOL! Good one Zoe!

Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 8:34 am

Hee hee, Zoe, good one... wait.... you and me is white, too!

still funny....

And Momma won't let me steal Whit's goodies... she picks me up and makes me give 'em up... spoilsport!

Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 9:04 am

Busy Bones are pawsome I love them and I think you deserved it after getting your blood sucked out!

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 9:20 am

Oh Puffy, I wholeheartedly agree with what you did! I'm sure Coco will understand - you had the blood sucked from your body, you could have died! That's like having a life-threatening tick or something! You could always say you could feel the life draining out of your body and this was your last meal. Or something. And I'd have taken the monkey too - sometimes when I go outside my house I find a ball or a bone my neighbours Pinkie and Bubbles have left behind, I ALWAYS take those!)

Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 9:40 am

Did someone say Busy Bone?? Now I'm hungry!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 10:28 am

The vets and human vets are all a bunch of vampires which is why us dogs try to avoid them! Next time, try taking some garlic...that is supposed to get rid of vampires.