September 5th 2011 11:05 am
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Here are some more things that I copied out of my pals diaries which I found to be entertaining:
“Okay – now all my peeps know that normally I am all about ME – because let’s face it – I am, after all, ME (BOL).” Oliver Louis said this and it fits him perfectly.
“Dad and I went after more fire wood, and guess what??? When Dad cut down a tree, it fell right on my truck! Ohhhh, it was pretty scary, because I WAS IN IT!!! It didn't land on the cab where I was sitting, though, it landed on the bed. Well, the bed was crushed, but we were still able to drive the truck home after Dad cut the tree up. So Dad and I built a flatbed for it.” My pal Hulk wrote this and I am left wondering if he ever went with dad again when he was cutting down trees. I’m pretty certain I never would – BOL, BOL.
“Oh yeah, I know how to turn myself into a ton of bricks! When I spot a tennis ball somewhere that the human eye doesn't see right away, I REFUSE to go any further until I can get the ball. The great hunter must bring home his trophies!” My pal Quincy really had a thing for tennis balls and I hope he has tons of them to play with over at the Rainbow Bridge. I miss you buddy!
“Anyway....I'm getting like Mom, I digress. I think it's cuz I just turned 11 and when we age (oh I hate that word!) our lips (and the rest of us) get looser and looser.” Pookie you will always be a young pup in my eyes and momma request that you stop talking about the looser and loose aspects – BOL, BOL
“I found something neat in the yard to roll in.C'mon ...guess what I found to roll in???? Ok...I found my brother Buttercup the guinea pig. I pulled him out of the ground,towel that he was buried in too. Mama almost freaked out because she thought he was buried really deep. Guess not mom.” I hope Bessie and her family had another burial for Buttercup.
“About a month ago, I got what looks like a scrape on my nose. Ma figured I scraped it on a stick when I shoved my big head into a leaf pile... Or it could have happened in a bar fight- I'm not barking about that.” To this day we still don’t know how Chester got his nose scraped – BOL, BOL.
“Man alive, it rained here today! It rained and rained and rained and I thought I was gonna have to go find Noah and his Ark to rescue us from da flood!” Finnigan commenting on the recent rains in his area.
“Maybe it was the prospect of my treatless future, or maybe I just wanted to make our last walk a memorable one, but here's what happened. See, I was on THIS side of Auntie Myrna, and the treat bag was on THAT side, and the more I thought about it the more that just seemed wrong. So I made my move! Befure she knew what was happening, I darted around behind her looking fur treats! I was like lightening, so quick! I pulled her right off her feets and made her fall down *BANG!* right on her knees!” Hershey should certainly get points for trying to score some treats even if his execution was faulted – BOL, BOL
“I am getting all growed up now and machooring like nobunnie's busyness. So Mama decided I needed a big important BIG BOY NAME, like Ernie George and Beanie McTavish and Izzy Underpantses! My Big Boy Name is BACON NO! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! Aren't that special?” Bacon is always seeing the glass half full instead of half empty.
“I am my mom's second dog and the first for my dad, so I am basically dealing with newbies. They have to admit that I am beginning to understand their style and my parents have come a long way as owners. Lately we have been practicing a little agility, freestyle dancing (with dad that has two left feet BOL :) and flyball. We have been training for a time now and we are going to a tournament in April. Wish us luck, they need it because I may not be ready not to want to play with other dogs, we'll see I make no guaranties;) Today I am making sure that a celebratory steak finds its way into my food bowl, which I thik I smell right now.” I certainly hope Shiloh Ribosome Hunter was right about that steak!!!!
“I already think I'm da biggest dog around here, even though I'm da middle weight, heh heh heh.” Spoken by sassy girl IsaBella
“When they stay up it isn't good for anyone. They get weak. They stumble around the house in the night. They can't give good walks in the morning. They spend too much time reading the paper and having coffee so it is up to me n my bro to make sure they go to bed and get enough sleep.
So when mom says "you're not the boss of bedtime" when i am standing in the doorway looking at them watching some dumb TV show or maybe playing sollytare click click clicking their computers then i just want to bark at them "Yes I AM the boss of bedtime!" This gem came from Otto and I feel his pain, believe me I wish my momma would turn off the TV and computer and GO TO BED!!!!
“It was dark o'clock and Mommy took me out for my final outing. All of a sudden she has "obedience on the brain". We just couldn't enjoy the evening but we had to do "obedience". I can't believe it! It was "heel", sharp right turn, sharp left turn, stop and sit....... over and over and over again. Then it was sit/stay/come. OMD, what a way to ruin a perfectly good evening.” Jelly reminds us all how humans can turn fun into stress.
Beanerboy wrote about his love of Saturdays’s - “I love saturdays! Mom always cleans out our pool on Saturdays! I stand by, waiting, until the water comes up to the top...then I JUMP in and make it all dirty again!”
“I just loved being pampered and hate when it has to end. Of course Little CoCo Puff was complaining the whole time. I finally had to ask the spa technician to move me to another spa room - I couldn't stand it! Mom said I will look so pretty in my pink snowflake sweater and I couldn't agree more. I love pink and it does wonders for my fur tone. Whoa, I have to go now because Mom is screaming something about CoCo falling in the eggnog punch bowl!! Here we go again...” China talking about her fursister Little CoCo Puff. I miss you China and I know your momma does too.
I’m going to stop right here for now but will continue to look for interesting things to copy and put in my diary at a later date.
BOL- Thanks for quoting from my Diary, Puffy! Give your Mom a kiss and make sure she takes good care of herself.
Prof. "Mystery Nose Scrape"
Keep the stuff coming Puffy...You helped Gma and I relax after supper and dishes. Laughter is good medicine.... It's harvest time so mealtime is kinda whacky. Kisses,mazy
Belated congrats on being a diary pick yesterday, Puffy! We are not so good at checking on those regularly.
Thank you for mentioning my tennis ball addiction. Mom really misses how I used to proudly bring them home to show her after a walk with Dad.
BOL - those are funny!