September 4th 2011 11:14 am
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Dearest Dogster, once again I am humbled to have my diary selected to be one that is featured today. My family has often wondered how Dogster selects whose diary will be featured and are requesting that Dogster run a segment on this process. Momma often reads our pals diaries to us and quite frankly I do not think mine is as entertaining as some of my pals. To prove this point, I have copied some lines out of some of my pal’s diaries that I think are very memorable and deserving of special honors:
H & E A Pair-A-Dox once wrote “Excuse us while we pick ourselves up off the floor.....good thing we aren't to high off the floor to begin with!! BOL!!” What a great opening line for Helga and Ellie a pair of Doxies.
Agadore Spartacus once wrote “HONEY-YOU AIN'T MOVIN' SO FAST YERSELF THESE DAYS......” – BOL, BOL. How many times have I wanted to say something like that to my humans?
“…one person noticed that I don't walk -I strut. That's because I'm Afro Ken and I gots swagger, babes.” This was right out of Afro Kens mouth, I kid you not.
“I'm thinking of starting my own franchise human obedience school for dogs. I don't care for the ones run by the humans. Those schools just don't seem to understand who is supposed to be trained.” This statement came from the very confident Demon Flash Bandit.
“Well son of a gun!! Today I'm a Diary Pick. Yesterday Redford was. I like it better when I'm one!” Cooper speaks the truth.
“Maybe you pups did not noticed...but I am here to tell you that Facebook is stealing all our Dogster thunder!” This was voiced by Logan but I’m sure many of us have been thinking the exact same thing.
“The other day, while all of the humans were home, I selected, off of the bookshelf, the book A Dog's Life, The Autobiography of a Stray and tore it up.” I guess Dent didn’t care for the book – BOL
Scooter wrote “Mom looked at my bellah and said to me "You have jiggly bellah - just like Mom". How many of my pals have had to hear stuff like this from your humans also?
“I have SUCH GREAT news! Ok, it starts with sad news but ends with happy, happy news!” came from Lucy Girlypant.
“…I am here to say that I am not a dumb dog, contrary to what my sister says.” This was written by Derek and believe me, I can certainly relate to it.
Oliver once wrote “Don't drink too much eggnog...actually, you better skip the eggnog stuff...you will probably get a belly ache. But do check out the cookies left for Santa...I'll bet they will be really good.” Now that’s one smart pup!
“Boy, do mom and dad know a lot of 4-letter words! BOL!!!” Atley reminded us that the humans have special words they say when things do not go well – BOL, BOL
“Mom is so mad at me! I got out 3 times today. I am as slippery as a greased pig. That's what my mom says.” This came from Luna’s diary.
“Recently, my nose has found its way inside my hooman's purse.” Ah, the fun Halo has securing extra treats.
“Boy did I have a fun weekend! I got into a little trouble, but other than that, it was lots of fun!!” I’m sure a lot of us can relate to this statement made by Echo.
“Well, what would you do if you had someone poking you back there? I thought "is this what you're trying to get me to do?" so, I let loose. Found out that's not what she was trying to get me to do! Good thing the doctor had a paper towl so she was able to catch it!” I for one can certainly relate to this and Chance not only said it well but scored a perfect 10 for her number 2 download – BOL
“…my kibble has been cut back to 1 stinkin'cup a day! I've been gettin' lots of carrots. Good thing
I like those, but sheesh, I ain't no bunneh, mom! Every time she thinks I should get something, here she goes pullin' out those carrots!! I'm sure I'll be turnin' orange real soon! My pal Redford wrote this and I find it really funny coming from a red and white dog. Do you think someone would notice him turning orange????
Well enough for now: I think I will leave you with what Finley usually ends her diary entries with “Bark ya later, gators!!”
Puff...We are so happy you are one of the featured diaries... Yippy!
Gma and I sat here reading,smiling and ROFLOL.... Your pal reporting, so lifted our day! Now we have to Quit playing...
Drag our old hineys outside....Gotta go mow the yard,yet again! Still wet up here on the ND back 40..kisses,mazy
Congratulations, Puff! How generous of you to share the limelight with so many of your pup pals. We really enjoyed reading all those clever remarks!
Congrats! And that was so cool to read everyone's funny lines!
Thanks for the chuckles Puff. Congrats on the pick from Dogster. Pulled one over on Coco Rose :0)
I find your dairy entries very entertaining and you deserve to be a diary pick!!!! Just the fact that you shared my opinon of obedience schools shows that you are a genius author.
Condogulations Puff and thanks for the shout out on my fun little number 2 incident! And Mom, Destiny and I agree that we'd love to hear from Dogster on why a pup gets picked for a diary, dog of the day and dog of the week. Maybe it has somethin' to do with campaigning like those people on TV have started doin' but I just don't know. I could be a campaign manager for some of my pup pals that I know would make a great dog of the week.
bark ya later, gator!
That comment was from me, not my mom, Esther C!!