August 19th 2011 2:12 pm
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So here I was with momma and daddy while Coco was out getting beautiful. I got to eat yummy turkey lunch meat and was just as happy as could be, until momma stepped in a big puddle of pee.
Momma - Puffy I KNOW you did this - BAD BOY!!!!
Puffy - What? What are you talking about? Why do you think it was me? Maybe Coco pee'd before she went to the groomers. Isn't it also possible that one of the kitties piddled on the floor? And let's not count out daddy he always has to make piddles. I demand a DNA test to prove it was me.
Puffy - not confessing to anything without my lawyer
Don't let them interrogate you until they get it out of you Puff. If you see them bringing a spotlight towards you, run, run and hide! Stick with your story that daddy did it.
That's it Puff...deny, deny, deny!!! They can't proves 'nuttins!!!
That troublemaker 'NotMe' is in you's house makin' trouble!
Tell your Momma you is a BOY
Boys lift their legs
You didn't do it on the floor - it had to be COCO ROSE!!
I get out of the piddles cause they are usually on the leg of a chair or somethin... I am always in the clear. BOL
Gah!! Was it warm piddle? 'Cus that could have come from anything like spilled lemonade, or one of the cats piddle like you mentioned, or perhaps Coco's piddle before she left. Unless the hoomans actually saw you commit the crime, they have no conclusive evidence to back up their claim. Case closed. :D
Don't say nothings without your lawyer!
You can't be convicted when there is doubt, and how do the humans know that a coyote or some other animal didn't break into the house to pee on the floor? I bet you were framed!
Are you sure your momma didn't maybe spill some lemonade on the floor? Don't say a word until you have legal council.