January 19th 2010 9:21 pm
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Ten ways the humans could tell the dog they had was not me:
1. If I didn't have a terrible hair cut it couldn't possibly be me (Yup the ole hair is still struggling to recover from mommas hair cut)
2. If I didn't want to sleep with the humans it couldn't be me.
3. If I had no interests in toys it couldn't be me because I always have a toy in my mouth.
4. If there there was no gas passed or gas was passed but didn't cause your eyes to run then it couldn't be me - yup I'm a tad bit gassy.
5. If I didn't bark when someone came to the door it couldn't possibly be me because I'm the offical watch dog around here.
6. If I didn't get along with Coco Rose it couldn't be me because I love the ole bossy gal.
7. If I struggled when getting a bath it couldn't be me because I let my humans do anything they want to me.
8. If I ate dog food it couldn't be me because I have refined taste buds and only like human food.
9. If I liked to be by myself it couldn't be me because I hate to be alone. I either have to have Coco close by or my humans.
10. I am without a doubt a momma's boy and I too am my mommas little shadow. If was was not following momma all over the place it couldn't possibly be me.
I'm glad the humans can tell that you are you just in case some alien "pod people" come to Earth and try to take over. They won't be able to fool your humans.LOL
Wow...this list compared to Coco's makes it obvious that not only could no cyberdog ever replace you but the peeps should never confuse you with Coco either. BOL!
A+ , Puff- good work!