September 26th 2009 5:00 pm
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It started out as a normal Saturday morning with momma getting up and fixing breakfast. As she and daddy sat eating momma happened to look my way and noticed that I had a dirty behind. That's it she said as she picked me up and put me in the bathtub and washed me clean. Afterwards she combed, sprayed and powered me (yes, she puts smelly powder on me to make me look super white).
Anyhoodle, after I was all prettied up she hauled my clean behind to the vet. Yup, that nice leisurely ride in the car was really a trip to the vet - YIKES! Was it not enough that I had an upset tummy? Apparently the answer was NO! They put a stick in my behind and let me see how I can nicely say this.....took a sample. Yup, they violated my private area and then robbed from me. Had they asked me, I would have been happy to poo on their floor, but no, they robbed from me.
Before I was sent home I was given an antibiotic shot, some pills and they told momma to go buy some non-flavored Imodium A-D which I’m supposed to have some of this every day. And to make matters worse, they expect me to come back again next week. This is not my idea of a good Saturday.
when i get that, she calls it "dirty britches" yummy, how descrptive!
Yuji, us light colored dogs certainly have a disadvantage with the "dirty britches". I wonder how many times Coco Rose had a dirty behind but wasn't noticed simply because she is black....just wondering. All I can say is she doesn't always smell as pretty as a rose if you get my drift - BOL
AWW!! Poor Puff! If I had been there, I would have protected you from the evil vet.