I want them to prove it was me

Yesterday, my sister Coco Rose told everyone that I piddled on daddy’s carton of Coca-Cola's. For the record, there was absolutely no proof that I was actually the one who did that. Yes the carton was wet but you have to remember there are two cats and of course Coco Rose in our house, so there is always the possibility that one of THEM was the guilty party.

That's right, I am not admitting guilt, nor am I denying it either - BOL, BOL

Puff - innocent until proven guilty