June 14th 2009 8:07 pm
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It was dinner time and I was hungry and anticipating my new home cooked meal that momma has been feeding me once a day. Momma took my pre-cooked dinner out of the refrigerator and put the last of it on a microwave plate. Into the microwave it went and I was sitting close by to make sure I was in the ideal place when it came out.
The microwave beeped and I stood up - momma opened the microwave door and suddenly, my food was all over the floor and mommas big toe was gushing blood.
Momma - Um, I could use a little help over here.
Daddy (sitting at the table eating his dinner) - Huh - what?
Momma - I just dropped Puff's dinner and the plate cut my foot. I'm bleeding.
Daddy - Why did you do that?
Momma - It's not like I planned this you know.
Daddy gets up and goes and gets a dustpan and small broom.
Momma - Don't clean that up, the plate didn't break, let Puff clean it up off the floor.
What - me eat off the floor?? I have my standards you know so I did not clean up the floor for her; instead, I went to the table and got some tasty roast beef instead.
Yes, ole Puff scored again, and momma got a bleeding, black and blue toe.