The Chronicles of a Collie

The Bath

Last night, Tori gave me bath! I knew something was wrong when she came down stairs in her swim suit. She called me, and I followed her! Then when we got to her mum's room, she shut the door, then I knew trouble! She tried to call me into the washroom, but I wasn't gonna have any of that, so she had to pull me in. I put up a good fight, though. Then she put on the shower radio and came in, too. It was horrible! Tori assured me that she knew what she was doing, and I trusted her. And fortunately for me she did know what she was doing, and did a great job. Whenever a song came on the shower radio, Tori would sing, and I would look at her like she's an idiot. You should've heard her sing "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace and "Vertigo" by U2. It was hilarious! Then after the shower, she blow dried me, which took a while because I have so much fur. I looked like a big puff ball! Then she brushed me, so my fur went back to normal. She says that my fur is very soft, and it is! She said that before I smelled like a dog, and now I smell like Herbal Essences! I'm guessing that it's a good thing. Can you believe that the only reason that she bathed me was because "she wanted me to look good for Christmas because everyone was going to see me!"? If that's what I have to do for Christmas, then count me out! But at least I get treats and presents out of it! Raw's on tonight, and Tori's friends are coming to sleepover and watch it with us (it's on at midnight tonight).
Well, I better go, I got some territory to mark and some protecting to do,
Merry Christmas to everyone on Dogster and especially all of my cool puppals!
Lotsa Licks,
Sally :) -In a holiday mood!