August 7th 2008 7:22 am
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Diary of the Day, and I don't even have a speech prepared! Not that a speech is the same when you deliver it through the human's computer... it would really only be a manuscript.
I think this prestigious honor merits some sort of extravagant food reward (raw bison meat for breakfast doesn't count in my book). Maybe a free trip to the garbage can (without being forced to vomit up my treasures afterwards). I wonder if I can convince my human Mom to take me on a canned hunt, she thinks they are cruel but what does she know? I sure would like to eat an oryx. I'd even settle to be let off the leash for a hunt through the desert, those cottontail rabbits and various lizards look mighty tasty.... Hold that thought, I hear my favorite word being called! COOKIE!!!! BaROOooo!!!
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