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Mallory's Musings

Summertime

Summertime, it can only mean one thing – Puppy cups! If you pupster have never had a puppy cup, make your Mom or Dad take you to get one. If your Dairy Queen or local ice cream shop don’t have them, make you Mom or Dad fix you one. They are real simple – ice cream with Milk Bones stuck in them. The Milk Bones get all soggy and are delicious. Also, your Mom or Dad won’t eat it cuz it has milk bones in it! I was really bad yesterday and Mom was upset with me, it has something to do with my tennis ball obsession. I was so fixated on playing ball yesterday; I went out of control. Mom says like a shark feeding frenzy, but I wasn’t hurting anyone or anything just excited. I wasn't’ listening to her and she finally had to put me in a submissive position. Yeah, it got my attention and I started to listen to her, but my ball was way down the hill by then, never to be seen again. Because of yesterdays events I wasn’t sure she would get me a Puppy Cup. We drove in to DQ. Mom went up to the window, then came back with a sack, pulled out a Puppy Cup and gave it to Harry. She turned to me and said, ”Mallory, I have yours here.” I guess Mom isn’t too mad at me.

Woofers,
Mallory

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu
Happy Birthday dear Harry, little bro,
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu
Woofers,
Your Sis

Our Iowa Girl

Our Iowa Girl did it. Mom let us watch Dancing With the Stars tonight. We are so happy Shawn Johnson won. What a great ambassador for Iowa.

Now, it is time for me to go to bed. I will try and bark some tomorrow.

Woofers,
Mallory