It's a Chocolate Life

Bad to the Bone

August 9th 2012 8:25 pm
[ View A Comments (17) ]

We walked past it twice today, mommy and me. I sniffed it, and she pulled me away. Twice. It smelled like heaven. It was a plasticky kind of package, and once it had held some kind of meatzy treats fur hoomans. It was back under a hedge. It was empty of acfural MEATZ™, of course, but there was still some oil left inside. I had to have it. I said, I'll wait until my daddy-walk.

Daddy isn't so picky about what I sniff. Daddy isn't as quick as mommy.

Sure enough, when daddy got home and took us out, I made a bee-line fur my treasure. And befure you could say Slim Jims, it was wedged in my mouth. I would not, WOULD NOT "Drop It." Oh, no, not after waiting all day!

Daddy thought he could grab it and pull. HA! I said. GRRRRRR!!! I said. He thought he could bribe it out of me with a treat. HA!!! I said.

When we got home, mommy thought she could mom-stare me down. Not this time, mommy! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I said. I'll KILL you furst, I said. So mommy told daddy to pull out the Big Guns. The cheese. OMD, real cheese, or Slim Jim ghosty oil?

Okay, I caved. But I did score a piece of cheese. That's a win, right? It must be, because daddy and mommy both said I was a furry Bad Boy!

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2012 at 9:23 pm

Too bad you had to give up your treasure!
I now know you are in my ranks, herhsey...as a bad boy, BOL! I Grrr at growlmy if she thinks she can have what is mine!

Cheese sounds good, though...Why do we always cave in with bribery??
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2012 at 9:52 pm

BOL, Freckles! At least I held out fur the Good Stuff!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 12:00 am

Did someone mention cheese, OMD, I love cheese!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 5:14 am

Let me see...empty oily package with nothing in it to actually eat vs. CHEESE...SCORE!!! You won no matter what but I have to admit I'm surprised that you did a GRRRRRRRR at the humans (but I'm mighty proud of you).

Hugs, kisses and GRRRRRR,

Coco Rose
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 7:58 am

You didn't give in...you traded up!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 8:25 am

I traded up!! BOL!!!

Yup, Coco, I can turn into a real were-spaniel if I have something in my mouth that mommy doesn't like. I AM COCKER, HEAR ME ROOOOAAAARRRR!!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 9:14 am

Last night I snagged a real live locust and shot through the doggy door and mom was chasing me hollering "drop it HD" and I was grrrrring and chomping on my delightful protein snack! I might have been convinced if she had brought out the cheese!
Barked by: Sunny (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 9:34 am

You held onto it the whole walk? WOW! I'm impressed.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 9:52 am

HD, I keep hearing about locust and grasshopper snacks! We don't have those here!

Yep, Sunny, I would have held onto it fur days if I had to! BOL!!!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 10:52 am

I think you made a good trade, Hershey! Way to go!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 3:25 pm

Methinks you might have lined yourself up for some more training Sweet Boy... L:eave means LEAVE !!!!!!!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 4:45 pm

Hush, Flicka! Mommy will hear you! BOL!!
Barked by: Pookah (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 6:33 pm

I would have given mommy a run for her money! I love to be chased. It must have been a hard choice to make but cheese is great!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 8:01 pm

BOL, Pookah! I love a good chase, too! But mommy won't play when I'm being bad!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2012 at 8:50 pm

BOL!!!! Cheese is way better than Slim Jim oil any day!
Barked by: ROSCOE (Dogster Member)

August 11th 2012 at 7:52 pm

WOW, You can be bribed?? I would have dropped it and kept my paw on it grabbed the cheese and not even swallowed it before I grabbed the meatz wrapper again. I always have to have 2 things in my mouth at a time! BOL!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 11th 2012 at 8:23 pm

BOL, Roscoe!! How much do you charge fur lessons??

 

Hershey


 

Family Pets

Van Winkle

Subscribe

(What does RSS do?)