May 30th 2009 12:44 pm
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad dog crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Pooch."
The dog jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the big dog again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Pooch."
Again the dog jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the dog again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Pooch."
With that the dog jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!"
February 16th 2009 5:44 pm
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Why oh why must I get a bath? First mom did my nails, then she stuck me in the bathtub and after she got me all leathered up with shampoo she stops to take pictures, what the heck is with that, can't a girl have some privatcy! Then when she rinsed me off she wrapped me up in a towel like a mummy and sat me on the sofa and took yet some more pictures of me, even one of our Siamese kitties felt sorry for me and came over to console me! I got bored and fell asleep in one of the pics, BOL! Mom just put the pics up on my page, good, now everyone can see just what I have to put up with, it's no wonder that I'm a "brat"!
February 5th 2009 12:14 pm
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I'm honored to be the first Bad To The Bone pup of the day 2/5/09, of course my mom had other dreams for me but hey, this is me!
Gee, where to begin Well, as you know my mom's hobby is photography (personally I wish she would take up needle point) and one day I grabed the camera strap and took off with the camera, boy, you should have seen mom running after me, I haven't seen her move that fast since I took dad's wallet and preceded to take all of his money and credit cards out of it and was chewing on them, BOL! I also have taken the camera's lens cap a couple of times and either chewed on it or I hid it.
I also just love to steal things off of the end table, I just jump up on the sofa and climb right onto the table, wow, there are so many good things to grab on there like keys, money, mail, cigaretts, snacks that mom left unattended for just a few seconds (including her icetea, I love to stick my nose in it and lap some of that good stuff up), kleenex, absolutely almost anything that is on that table I will take. However, mom hardly ever puts anything on that table now, hmmm I wonder why? Oh, I also just love to tear up paper towels and there's nothing better then getting a hold of a whole roll of toilet paper, one day I tore up a roll and had such a good time getting it all over the livingroom, dinningroom and our enclosed sun porch, it looked like a big snow storm had hit! Mom was finding little pieces of TP for the next two weeks!
I like to snack on "kitty turds", boy are they ever yummy! But I hardly ever get to that anymore because mom has the litter boxes upstairs now and has put a baby gate at the bottom of the stairs, the only time I can sneak a turd is when one of our kitties uses our pee pad to go potty (yes two of kitties do use pee pads sometimes, they think they're pups, silly kitties)!
Yesterday I ate some crayons and had the most beautiful colored poop you ever did want to see, so I guess I'm an artist now, however my mom doesn't see it that way.
So, as you can see, I guess I really do deserve the title of "Bad To The Bone" Gee, do you think I should write a book, I'm thinking it would be on the best sellers list, BOL!
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