December 28th 2004 8:36 pm
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Wow-today was the best day! Mom said it was something called Christmas. I don't know what that is, but I like it. I got these things called presents. Actually, I got a lot of presents. I didn't know what they were because they were wrapped in paper, but once Mom took off the paper, I found out. It was so great. There were so many new toys. I didn't know what to do. Mom kept laughing because I didn't know what to do with each new toy. Should I drop the one in my mouth and take the other one? Should I just keep the one I had already? Mom thought this was very funny. Finally, I decided to put the "old" ones in a pile and go take the new one. Oh, I had a stocking. There were all sorts of treats in the stocking. Yummy, yummy treats. Of course, I deserved all of these things because Mom made me wear a stupid Santa hat and took a picture of me in a huge stocking. If that weren't humiliating enough, she put me in an elf costume earlier in the month and had a photographer take my picture. Then, she had the picture made into a card and sent to all of our family. Still, I think all of my toys made up for it. Grandma even says she is going to send me a toy box. The only problem I see with this Christmas thing is that it only happens once a year.