Well......not happy

Well she did it! As hard as I tried to be the cutiest I could be, mom did it anyway. She got me "Numered!" Friday morning we went to that office where the lady in the white coat is, still haven't caught her name, but when I do.....she'll be sorry! Anyway we went there and mommy took me into the room and the white coat lady checked me out and said everything was ok. OH GREAT (please excuse the sarcasum). Next thing I know I was on a table and then I woke up in a cage, which by the way I wasn't real happy about that either. Then I heard mommy's voice out in the waiting room, and I knew everything was going to be ok. But then IT HAPPENED, they put the CONE ON! There was no doubt about it that thing had to go! But I was a good sport and wore the stupid lamp shade all night. Mommy and daddy were calling me names, "Alien Dog", "Space Boy", and mommy was calling me a U.Y.O. (Unidentified Yoshi Object)-really mom SOOOOOOOO Creative! Now mommy only makes me wear "The Dish" when shes not home or when we are sleeping. Mommy took really good care of me though, she was up almost all night making sure that I was getting water and as soon as morning came she made sure that I got to eat a little bit of food. I'll tell ya she's the greatest. So everything is going pretty good so far and I'll be all better soon. If any of you have to get it done, I guess it's really not that bad. (But try to get out of it first)

MOM!!!!

Oh NO!!!! This can not be right!!! I just got off the phone with my friend and he's been "numered" Mommy's gonna remove my WHAT???! This has to be all her idea, Daddy would never do this to me. It will make me less aggressive and calmer they say, HMMMM....., I can do that on my own! I can, I can , I promise I can!! Please don't take 'em, I just got 'em. Oh no here she comes!! Ok look cute and maybe she'll change her mind.

Im Getting "Numered"

I heard mommy on the phone today talking to someone about getting me "numered" I'm not sure what it is but it must be fun, she said I get to wear a cone of some kind on my head for two whole weeks! WaHooo! Maybe she meant an ice cream cone- oh I hope its vanilla, strawberry would be ok too! Mommy says that she is going to drop me off the night before I get "numered" YEAH!! SLEEPOVER!! I should really find out what this "numered" thing is all about! Got to go here comes mom.